Stern guest Joan Rivers makes fun of fatso Christina Aguilera on Jimmy Fallon

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  1. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    I'm not a fan of Joan but I have to admit this is pretty funny :jj:

    Not mellowing with age! Joan Rivers, 79, brands Christina Aguilera 'fatso' during catty appearance on Jimmy Fallon


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    She is famed for her sharp tongue and acerbic wit.
    And it seems legendary comedienne Joan Rivers is not mellowing with age, for she stuck her claws into her old foe Christina Aguilera on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night.
    The 79-year-old television personality was publicising her book I Hate Everyone... Starting With Me on the NBC show, and she made sure she came armed with plenty of material worthy of the title.


    And her old feud with the Dirrty star, who the Joan and Melissa star had previously slated due to her fluctuating weight, proved to be a rich subject for he particular brand of comedy
    She said: 'Christina Aguilera, we mentioned that she was fat. I think the joke was, 'cows tip her.'
    'I'm In a restaurant, I'm in Spagos with Melissa eating dinner and fatso was across the way.
    'She comes lumbering over with that no neck look, I'm like, 'oh no here it comes.'
    'She comes over to my table and she says, 'are you gonna finish that?'


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    It is not the first time the Beautiful vocalist has been slammed by the chat show host.
    On the set of New York Live last year she dealt another vicious clawing.
    She said: 'You look like a pig, she's not just eating apples!'
    And she also laid into her that year when she infamously forgot the lyrics to the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, saying: 'How stupid can you get? Christina must have been thinking about food -- that's why she forgot the words.'

    But Christina was not the only target dealt a blow by the Fashion Police favourite.

    For she also talked about a 'phone call' she received from another star keen to get some style advice.
    She said: 'Winona Ryder called me, I thought, 'oh, here we go, because I had said, you know.
    'And she said its Winona Ryder, it's spring. What colours should I steal for June.
    And I thought that was so wonderful'


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  2. newcastlefan

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    someone who's had so much plastic surgery that they removed enough skin to make Joan a twin sister really shouldn't talk about someone else's appearance.
     
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    Joan is jealous of her youth & money.
     
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    " Legendary"? When did Joan become a comic legend? I guess I was in the john when it happened.
     
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    :lol:

    First a fued with Rihanna and now Christina, this has been a busy two weeks for Joan.
     
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    You have to hand it to that old bag, she's not afraid to go after celebrities and goof on them, reminds me of Howard....15 years ago.
     
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    Joan Rivers is a hack
     
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    True, while I'm not fan of JR I admire her balls to go after celebrities and viciously attack on them. Kind of like Howard did way back when. Before he was a starfucking douche Howard was the same way. He would make fun of Chevy Chase,Rosie O'Donnell,Ellen Degeneres,Kathie Lee Gifford and all the other pompous celebrities and now he only goes after easy targets who he won't run into in the fucking Hamptons, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. He has become a pussy. At least Joan has balls and will go after these celebrites. She made fun of Rihanna and now Christina Aguilera, she's fearless, something Howard USED to be.
     
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    high ho joan rangers [​IMG]
     
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    Joan looks like 50 gal drum of crushed assholes and is in no position to comment on anyones looks!
     
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    This. :haha:
     
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    yep, she's so hacky she's been in show business for 60 years...:facepalm:
     
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    Joan is great, she never sold out like Howard.
     
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    Howard used to be the male version of Joan Rivers. 10 years ago my quote would have been, "Joan Rivers is the female version of Howard".
     
  17. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I don't know, pushing that cheap line of jewelry to shut-ins on QVC wasn't exactly a career highlight.