Stern had 20 women in his divorced single days

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  1. Nemo

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    Yet another version of his amazing single days between Allison and Beth.

    Stern has told many different stories.
    Number of women as low as 5
    ....and as high as 30!
    :lol:

    The high number stories usually happen when Beth is away....:coffee:
     
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    wonder how many were born women
     
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    [video=youtube;1Hll7ODxyLE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hll7ODxyLE&feature=plcp[/video]
     
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    Wait, he said that?

    Were his lips moving?

    Then he was lying
     
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    Fucked 20 plus women before Allison

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    Junior High Howard is trying to win Beth back by making her jealous. Lest never forget he said recently on air that he lied about not fucking women that he actually has fucked.
     
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    he was almost arrested in college for excessive fucking....:jj:
     
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    Howard Stern, Revisionist Historian Extraordinaire!
     
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    When the number is high it means that Beth is out of town or not giving him the attention he wants.
    :D

    So where are all these women that he fucked?
    They didn't fuck him for his looks.
    Did he have them all killed?
    :lol:
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...20 women after allison then he must be counting the real doll at least twice and every lapdance at scores. i would have fucked savana too cant blame him for that.
     
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    yeah. the school settled with him as long as he repaired the hole in the wall he made.
     
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    Germaphobes don't go on sexual "Tears".....Anyone that listened to him back then knows that he was incapable of being extroverted enough to to put him self out "There"........It's funny to listen to him go through his "The older I get, The better I was" Syndrome..........
     
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    Why doesn't he just kick her to the curb?
     
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    This. Howard is soooo concerned about germs (he plays this up to help him think he's interesting) but he went on sexual tears? Howzat?

    Also, if he really went on tears, it would have been covered much more publicly.
     
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    Maybe we're missing something. Maybe these women killed themselves after realizing they fucked a mop-topped Amazonian pelican?
     
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    I'd love to see her nekked............Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
     
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    Did he specify women?
     
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    would be so awesome if the hobbit turns out to be rated R
     
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    I think by "mad tear" Howard really means that he shed tears and was, as always, "mad" because he couldn't get broads to give a flying fuck about him.
    I think this is truth. A blind man could see that he couldn't have gotten 5,10, or 20 women in that span of time. He had Beth for quite a while before he even separated from his wife. Allegedly.