Stern having work done during vacation

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Dec 27, 2012.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Right?
    How many days will it be between live shows?

    -More Botox?
    -More neck work? Will he wear a scarf during the show when the show goes live again?
    -More teeth work?
    -Wig tweak?


    AGT failure 2.0 is about to begin.
    This is his only chance to get a tuneup.
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    This is Nemo reporting for Dawg100 News......:coffee:

    Hey Howard....you should do HGH and put on 20lbs of muscle.
    :lol:
     
  2. Thelma

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    I've been thinking the same thing. Except for being propped up at the staff Xmas party, there have been no Howard sightings. I picture him at home wrapped up like The Mummy while trying to hold up his iPad mini so he can keep taking photos of Superstar.
     
  3. Wesmantooth

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    new horseshoes :rs:
     
  4. Nemo

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    'Lord of Wigwam' is allegedly sick too.
    Dual purpose lie?
    -To explain not being seen during the vacation.
    -Preemptive lie to explain wearing a scarf when show goes live again...:bigthink


    Stern always claims to be many moves ahead of us civilians.
    :lol:
     
  5. Lou Cypher

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    It'll be his 'n hers; two-fer-one. It's always exciting to see them re-emerge after a holiday like butterflies. Or snakes after a skin shedding. :D
     
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    I'll take Wig Tweak for $200.00 Alex.
     
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    "My fans will never even question it why I am wearing sunglasses, a hat and a scarf around my neck indoors. I am the most honest person there is, they believe in me"
     
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    Bottom teef for sure.
     
  10. jyanks

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    maybe he'll shave down the teeth a bit, considering all the comments he's gotten about them.
     
  11. Mike in Houston

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    Maybe he'll have some surgery to take the gay out of him. :dontknow:
     
  12. Beths Arab

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    Plus carrying around a floor polisher to brush them with must get pretty old...
     
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    This. Beat me to it.

    Although the uppers must have cost a pretty penny. He may have to recoup.







    :c
     
  14. Bye You!

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    :rofl:
     
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    lipo on the belly. Beth can get more hair extensions
     
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    Howard covets Johnny Depp

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  17. No Mercy

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    No need for surgery to do that - just Dr. Sarno's book.
     
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    He needs a brain transplant and an asshole tightening.
     
  19. No Mercy

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    Sphincter reconstruction after the pounding Bethoats gave him with her realistic horse sized strap-on.
     
  20. harlock

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    He will get these done just after Private Parts too.

    Wiggy is a time traveler...:grad: