Stern is Already Turning 'AGT' into the Howard Stern Show

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. Nemo

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    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/howard-stern-already-turning-americas-got-talent-howard-200500542.html
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    "........................"Before giving his judgment on a group of puppeteers, Stern went off on his own teenage experience with performing puppet shows at retirement homes, before getting fired for having his puppets "make love" on stage. While interviewing the puppeteers, Stern turned away from puppets and dug into their love lives, drawing big laughs by asking "When was the last time any of you had a date? Was it in the last six months?"

    Stern also took time jokingly profess his strong attraction to an androgynous male dancer from Kazakhstan, and to trade hair gel recommendations with a large-haired female singer.

    There were times when Stern seemed to really be taking his judging duties seriously too, bluntly telling one singer that he needed to take some time to "reexamine" his "way-too-overconfident" persona. And Stern showed a softer edge than usual when he earnestly told a husband and wife duo that he'd been "deeply touched," by their display of true love for each other on stage.

    Stern earned a huge standing ovation when he entered the theater, outshining the shorter applauses for his co-judges Sharon Osbourne and Howie Mandel, who were both introduced before him.

    Judging by the constant shouts of "baba booey," and "hey now" (inside references to Stern's radio show), as well as the many shouted insults directed at Stern's personal security guard Ronnie "The Limo Driver" Mund, there seemed to be a majority of "Stern Show" fans in the audience.

    If that's any indication as to Stern's ability to convert his radio audience into NBC viewers, it could mean even bigger things for "AGT," which was already the highest rated show on any network last summer.




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  2. Butcher

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    That surely means it'll suck very soon
     
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    Didnt someone say the audience is instructed to shout, "bababooey?"
     
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    Im sure she's a HUGE fan of wiggys...:facepalm:
     
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    A caller to the SFRT

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    a whole slew of wiggy fans in that line...:jj:
     
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    ThunderDome...:jj:
     
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    theyre not even close to his preferred demo...:
     
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    Who I believe also said to not scream out "Howard Stern's penis!"
     
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    How could Howard turn AGT into the Howard Stern Show? AGT already sucked before he got there.
     
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    You'll all be watching.:D
     
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    Wave to the Pelican!!!
     
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    Of course, but the posts on this site are gonna be nowhere as obsequious and milquetoast as these articles.

    If he's funny, I'm sure some of us will point it out. And everything else. It's what we do. We pick apart his shit, dissect it, compare it and goof on him.

    We tease. We love. It'll be ok.
     
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    Is he gonna let Beth influence the producers into showcasing more bad female comedians and shitty soft rock bands?
    Seriously though, if a bad female comedian wants to get some support, going on to Howard's talent show is a really good move.
    Doesn't matter how bad they are, Howard will vote for them and probably book them for his radio show.
     
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    i can honestly say i won't be watching after the first show. nothing can make puppets, jugglers and singers interesting to me.
     
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    ugh, why did i read that, Nemo? now i want to vomit :puke:

    he makes me so sick. feh.
     
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    That's one more episode than what I'll be watching.
     
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    i've watched agt ever since its first year...i like it...but i still hope howard fails