Stern is really, really offended that J-Lo finds him unatractive

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Stern went on a hateful rant talking mad shit about J-Lo today
    Stern ripped into her for being at the Oscars ... and then after his rant was over
    the truth came out...

    Apparently J-Lo was asked if she would 'date' Stern and she had to never to say

    Ewwww No!

    Stern after all is the most fuckable man in the US and has the best hair..


    I bet that Stern's shrink made bank off of that one


    I mean look at this man.. I am straight and I get creamy looking at that
    angel like face

    Shame on J-Lo

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  2. supernaut

    supernaut Well-Known Member

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    yeah, but howard said a bunch of times how j-lo doesn't do it for him and how her "tookus" is huuuge.

    j-lo > beth any time
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    never thought that anyone could make me pick J-Lo's side
     
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    DuckDong VIP Extreme Gold

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    Howard is still under the delusion that his hired man hands Beef finds him attractive without the money

    He is terrified the spell will be broken
     
  5. BethSucks

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    "All those people taking her picture Robin, feh who needs that, my Beth takes hers by herself twenty times a day"

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    MelroseLarry#1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Imagine if he didn't have that giant plastic chin implant.

    I have taken shits that look better than his face.
     
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    It was when she was on Andy Cohen's show in June 2014. I did a thread about it at the time:

    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/jen...tern-on-andy-cohens-show.117159/#post-7039958

    Based on her song "I Luh Ya Papi," Andy showed her some photos and asked her to gauge where certain men rank on her "Papi meter".

    When Howard's face popped up, she made a face and said, "Ooh no, I don't love you." Andy said, "Oh, that was quick!"

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  8. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    She seems an enormous pain in the ass but she's smoking hot for woman in her mid 40's.
     
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    MelroseLarry#1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    who Horse Face ?:dickhead:
     
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    I'm from... i'm from... jenny from the cock block :wigtip:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    beth is soooooo much hotter

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    J-Lo looked really fucking good last night.
     
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    He cannot see how ironic j-lo and betho sound, yet takes the piss out of her name, he is so deluded
     
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    Beefus really looks ugly there, sleeping with a fetid carcass is disfiguring her.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yea but it was only the Oscars.... I mean Beth has Hamptons's Magazine which has free coupons


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  16. Rupert Pupkin

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    Howie spent plenty of time mocking JLo, her mother, Ben Affleck, and the husband before Marc Anthony.

    Waaaaaaaaaa. JLo does not like me
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    it doesn't help that those he tormented like rosie o'donnell now lick his asshole...
    he want people to forget what a cunt he was to all of the world
    and gets pissed if they don't
     
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    Nothing like taking a cat laying on a rug, probably sleeping and having sweet kitty dreams of running away from this awful Xanadu, and the crazy cunt, eating mice, attacking birds, and living a happy feral life, only to be disturbed by that awful cunt who sees you having kitty dreams as a photo prop.
     
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    Is there anything sexier than a woman with a size 18 foot?
     
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    I think it's funny that such an ugly looking person could be so delusional about his looks that he's actually insulted when Hollywood stars say they wouldn't date him. I think he was already out of his league with Alison. She had to be nuts to let that freak show touch her before she had any inkling that he'd become wealthy.