Stern on Benjy's sex life... Have you ever heard of anything so bizarre?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jan 26, 2015.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    384,616
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    55,632
    Likes Received:
    61,906

    I always wear condoms when I fuck my wife Robin...


    (benjy got a pity Blowjob)
     
  2. h78

    h78 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,792
    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2014
    Messages:
    313
    Likes Received:
    434
    Howard's germphobic and doesn't want to catch the herps from Beth.
     
    Jayla, XaltedSmoke, JameGumb and 3 others like this.
  3. jimbronie

    jimbronie Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    5,578
    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2012
    Messages:
    2,683
    Likes Received:
    1,065
    That and a baby with a non Jew would kill Rae.
     
    Jayla, Caffeinated and reno like this.
  4. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    30,103
    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2013
    Messages:
    2,904
    Likes Received:
    6,277
    I've come to decide that it is true - Beth has some kind of untreatable STD. Stern is germ-phobic - but is too old to have kids - So, it's not that he doesn't want to shoot the moon into Beth - it's that he doesn't want to buy what Beth is selling.

    It makes perfect sense if you look at it that way - so that even if he gets a kitty-hummer from Mr. Ed's sister - he'll wear the bag.
     
  5. oski

    oski Jump For Cock

    Reputations:
    30,646
    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2014
    Messages:
    8,993
    Likes Received:
    5,672
    it's also very telling that he immediately runs to dispose of his condom. obviously to make sure she doesn't take his sperm. must suck to realize that your husband doesn't trust you in the slightest.
     
    teehee and Jayla like this.
  6. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    321,943
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    13,670
    Likes Received:
    40,414
    I guess you can never trust a hooker.
     
  7. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    339,542
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,550
    Likes Received:
    58,665
    Benjy is gay
     
    TeeDonkey and John Mahlin like this.
  8. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    19,157
    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2013
    Messages:
    2,970
    Likes Received:
    4,197
    I like the for the longest time Howarf was saying that the reason he wore confoms with Beth was because he thinks it feels better and it prevents him from finishing too quickly.

    That story was so unbelievable that even he gave up on the lie a few years ago and admitted it is because he wants to ensure he doesn't have kids. Howard even pulls out when he finishes even though he is wearing a condom.

    If Beefus had an STD, Howard wouldn't touch her even with a condom. It's all about not having a kid with the Bimba.
     
    TeeDonkey and freder28 like this.
  9. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

    Reputations:
    46,463
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    2,878
    Likes Received:
    8,508
    And fat… and untalented… and ugly…
     
  10. Pissed_on_Fan

    Pissed_on_Fan Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,607
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    457
    Likes Received:
    325
    Howard needs to have condoms handy for his hookups with Ralph or whatever gay male he can get. Therefore, the "condoms with Beth" fabrication. Do you really think he and Beth have sex? Look at their chemistry! After how many years as a "perfect couple", they still look awkward together.
     
    JameGumb likes this.
  11. Pooh bear

    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    343,550
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    16,542
    Likes Received:
    41,326
    Go on.....
     
    TeeDonkey, TheWonk and John Mahlin like this.
  12. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

    Reputations:
    46,463
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    2,878
    Likes Received:
    8,508
    How much time you got???
     
    Pooh bear and chapped like this.
  13. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    24,346
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    5,147
    Likes Received:
    4,613
    If STD = Square Tit Disease I agree with you. However, I pretty much guaranteed like a man buying a horse he had her all checked out from nose to tail before he signed on the dotted line.
     
  14. yahoo

    yahoo Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    102,125
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    4,473
    Likes Received:
    8,683
    Yeah, at this point, the condom things verges on obsessive compulsive behavoir. Just odd.
     
    Caffeinated likes this.
  15. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

    Reputations:
    155,319
    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2013
    Messages:
    11,245
    Likes Received:
    26,818
    I can't remember, did he use condoms with Alison?
     
    Shortwave98 likes this.
  16. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    24,346
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    5,147
    Likes Received:
    4,613
    I think he just hid in the basement and jerked off to ASCII porn back then.
     
  17. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

    Reputations:
    70,955
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    16,578
    Likes Received:
    12,332
    so condoms prevent herpes now?
     
  18. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    37,135
    Joined:
    May 17, 2012
    Messages:
    3,225
    Likes Received:
    3,861
    The mental image of The Wig pulling out before he's about to finish is so disturbing...:facepalm:
     
    teehee, meanredhed and Caffeinated like this.
  19. SalsMasterShake

    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

    Reputations:
    49,639
    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2012
    Messages:
    4,755
    Likes Received:
    6,685
    THIS. Just look at that pic of Beth with Jared from Mom Caves. She looks like she genuinely likes the guy. I have NEVER seen a photo of her with Howard where she looks that natural or "in" to a guy as she does in that one photo.

    I was eating lunch the other day at a place that had one of the TVs tuned to some Home Decorating/Food channel of some sort. Jared was on there doing some sort of carpentry work. It was good to see that he didn't get completely clandestinely fucked with and is still :quote: around. :quote:
     
    SillyOldMan likes this.
  20. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

    Reputations:
    162,965
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2012
    Messages:
    7,271
    Likes Received:
    15,665
    Nope. He'd always say, "I'm married. Why the hell would I wear a condom to have sex with my wife?".