Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jan 26, 2015.
I always wear condoms when I fuck my wife Robin...
(benjy got a pity Blowjob)
Howard's germphobic and doesn't want to catch the herps from Beth.
That and a baby with a non Jew would kill Rae.
I've come to decide that it is true - Beth has some kind of untreatable STD. Stern is germ-phobic - but is too old to have kids - So, it's not that he doesn't want to shoot the moon into Beth - it's that he doesn't want to buy what Beth is selling.
It makes perfect sense if you look at it that way - so that even if he gets a kitty-hummer from Mr. Ed's sister - he'll wear the bag.
it's also very telling that he immediately runs to dispose of his condom. obviously to make sure she doesn't take his sperm. must suck to realize that your husband doesn't trust you in the slightest.
I guess you can never trust a hooker.
Benjy is gay
I like the for the longest time Howarf was saying that the reason he wore confoms with Beth was because he thinks it feels better and it prevents him from finishing too quickly.
That story was so unbelievable that even he gave up on the lie a few years ago and admitted it is because he wants to ensure he doesn't have kids. Howard even pulls out when he finishes even though he is wearing a condom.
If Beefus had an STD, Howard wouldn't touch her even with a condom. It's all about not having a kid with the Bimba.
And fat… and untalented… and ugly…
Howard needs to have condoms handy for his hookups with Ralph or whatever gay male he can get. Therefore, the "condoms with Beth" fabrication. Do you really think he and Beth have sex? Look at their chemistry! After how many years as a "perfect couple", they still look awkward together.
How much time you got???
If STD = Square Tit Disease I agree with you. However, I pretty much guaranteed like a man buying a horse he had her all checked out from nose to tail before he signed on the dotted line.
Yeah, at this point, the condom things verges on obsessive compulsive behavoir. Just odd.
I can't remember, did he use condoms with Alison?
I think he just hid in the basement and jerked off to ASCII porn back then.
so condoms prevent herpes now?
The mental image of The Wig pulling out before he's about to finish is so disturbing...
THIS. Just look at that pic of Beth with Jared from Mom Caves. She looks like she genuinely likes the guy. I have NEVER seen a photo of her with Howard where she looks that natural or "in" to a guy as she does in that one photo.
I was eating lunch the other day at a place that had one of the TVs tuned to some Home Decorating/Food channel of some sort. Jared was on there doing some sort of carpentry work. It was good to see that he didn't get completely clandestinely fucked with and is still around.
Nope. He'd always say, "I'm married. Why the hell would I wear a condom to have sex with my wife?".