Stern Page Six dentures story 09-04-07

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  1. Nemo

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    After denying he had his teeth done he finally fesses up to having work done.
    Mark Wahlberg goofed on him a few months prior to the clip below.


     
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    Richard Johnson AKA Winst.
     
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    Howard, he didn't say a box of Efferdent. Her said he saw a pair of.......


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    Howard would've sued or something if the guy made it up. :snicker:
     
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    His explanation is about as convincing as when he said Ralph ordered the condoms.

    Also, Artie is annoying and high in this clip.
     
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    How does someone mistake a plastic mouth piece for dentures???
     
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    Exactly. And the explanation for why denture glue was there was, uh, let's say, UNCONVINCING to say the least.
     
  7. Jayla

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    "I have a real problem being painted as old." - get used to it our Elderly, Wigged Friend!
     
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    I agree. A mouth piece or this below, does not look like a "set of dentures".


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    Howard was talking about 'old men looking ridiculous' with real white teeth while he wears a jet black mop on his head to go with his gray beard.
     
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    Funny how sometimes ugly ppl are more upset about getting old than attractive ppl.
     
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    "I can only work three days a week. On work days Sit on the squatty potty, then brush my dentures to get that Efferdent taste out of them, put dentures in, spread out my wiglet curls after sleeping in a scarf all night, wrap another scarf around my neck to keep studio cold out, a little ben gay on my knees…its a whole thing Robin" My fans don't appreciate what I go through…."hello Bobo you are on the air"
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    Stern has raging Denture Mouth. Have you ever heard this guy slurp and slush his way through a bunch of "s" and "th" words? Of course not, because you're smart enough to not listen to the show.
    But trust me, he does. It is clear as day he has dentures. And if a 60 year old man has problems with being portrayed as old, fuck him and his 90 year old mother.

    Howard Stern...
    You're 60 years old and you have dentures, motherfucker.

    Isn't it amazing how we've been so fixated on the rhinoplasty, the wig/weave/whatever controversy and his preposterous chin that we've forgot to bag on the guy for having DENTURES while he's in talk radio!
     
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    Exactly. His Ralph impression has morphed into his real vernacular.
     
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    They don't.


    Unless said mouthpiece is pink and has teeth set in it.
     
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    He doesn't have a denture anymore.
     
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