Stern pal Ashton Kutcher has knocked up Mila Kunis

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  1. Ben Dover

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    Time for Beth to foster more cats...this has to be painful for her. :coffee:


    By EW staff on Mar 23, 2014 at 11:34PM




    Mila Kunis is expecting a baby with fiancé Ashton Kutcher, People reports.
    The couple, who met as co-stars on That ’70s Show, have been dating since 2012. This will be the couple’s first child.

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    Ashton and Howard havent talked since they shared that jet back to New York
    after Jimmy threw a party in Howard's honor.
     
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    Demi Moore must be thirlled
     
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    Bet it felt like heaven to bust a huge goopy load in her hot box.

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    Ashton is a douche
     
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    She's my faaaaaavorite.
     
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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Hes getting Macaulay's sloppy seconds :giggle:

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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Hopefully the baby will get her looks. Or his looks. Lucky fucking baby.
     
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    I wouldn't be so sure, it was almost a forgone conclusion that he had his berry popped by the "gloved one" during the years Macaulay was MJ's boy toy! People always felt that marriage was a sham to prove he is hetero.

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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Yeah.
     
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    The local news anchor called her Myla, the lady said "Mila, I think".
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Cue Wiggy...

    " Robin, I don't understand the big deal about this Mila Kunis person. Robin??"

    So many babies lately, the stone on Beef's gaudy ring will mysteriously "fall out" again and be replaced by a " Sorry I raped someone" Kobe Bryant sized stone soon. Count on it.
     
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    Not fair he is such a cunt
     
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    She is so fucking hot...
     
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    i feel really bad about this. she should know better than to assist in the replication of that kutcher bacteria: we have no vaccine to protect the rest of the country from him once he starts breeding.
     
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    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    scarlett now mila....(btw, ashton isn't a douche). he's smarter and nicer than you realize. we shouldn't really fault him for hitching a ride on wiggy's private plane.
     
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    There has to a law somewhere that bars Ashton Kutcher from procreating. I don't want to live in a world that doesn't have such a law.
     
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    everyone looks bad sometimes. Mila cleans up fantastically and that's all that matters.

    many women start like that at 7am and that's the best they will look all day.
     
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    there are millions of women as pretty or prettier than Kunis...so Ashton landed a regular looking girl that's somewhat famous. couldn't care less.