Stern pal Ashton Kutcher has knocked up Mila Kunis

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  1. Ben Dover

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    Time for Beth to foster more cats...this has to be painful for her. :coffee:


    By EW staff on Mar 23, 2014 at 11:34PM




    Mila Kunis is expecting a baby with fiancé Ashton Kutcher, People reports.
    The couple, who met as co-stars on That ’70s Show, have been dating since 2012. This will be the couple’s first child.

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    Ashton and Howard havent talked since they shared that jet back to New York
    after Jimmy threw a party in Howard's honor.
     
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    Demi Moore must be thirlled
     
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    Bet it felt like heaven to bust a huge goopy load in her hot box.

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    Ashton is a douche
     
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    She's my faaaaaavorite.
     
  7. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Hes getting Macaulay's sloppy seconds :giggle:

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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Hopefully the baby will get her looks. Or his looks. Lucky fucking baby.
     
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    I wouldn't be so sure, it was almost a forgone conclusion that he had his berry popped by the "gloved one" during the years Macaulay was MJ's boy toy! People always felt that marriage was a sham to prove he is hetero.

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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Yeah.
     
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    The local news anchor called her Myla, the lady said "Mila, I think".
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Holding out for a Chad or a Normie Gold

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    Cue Wiggy...

    " Robin, I don't understand the big deal about this Mila Kunis person. Robin??"

    So many babies lately, the stone on Beef's gaudy ring will mysteriously "fall out" again and be replaced by a " Sorry I raped someone" Kobe Bryant sized stone soon. Count on it.
     
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    Not fair he is such a cunt
     
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    She is so fucking hot...
     
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    i feel really bad about this. she should know better than to assist in the replication of that kutcher bacteria: we have no vaccine to protect the rest of the country from him once he starts breeding.
     
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    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me Gold

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    scarlett now mila....(btw, ashton isn't a douche). he's smarter and nicer than you realize. we shouldn't really fault him for hitching a ride on wiggy's private plane.
     
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    There has to a law somewhere that bars Ashton Kutcher from procreating. I don't want to live in a world that doesn't have such a law.
     
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    everyone looks bad sometimes. Mila cleans up fantastically and that's all that matters.

    many women start like that at 7am and that's the best they will look all day.
     
  20. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me Gold

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    there are millions of women as pretty or prettier than Kunis...so Ashton landed a regular looking girl that's somewhat famous. couldn't care less.