Stern & Quivers disagree about AGT 05-20-14 (audio)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, May 20, 2014.

  1. Nemo

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    Crazy Quivers jogging on Howard's face and wig......:jj:



    Less than 0.0 chance Stern doesn't know AGT premieres in one week.
    :facepalm:
    [video=youtube;5JuFMfmx0eg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuFMfmx0eg[/video]
     
  2. CrucifiedAGT

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    Man, she took the wood to him!
     
  3. whatsit

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    greatest quote was... "I am not going to have a career after this". - Howard Stern
     
  4. Butcher

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    Howard loves not knowin
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...he has to be shellshocked when he shows up for these events and all hes got is mafb bobo and high pitch. as a businessman you know hes gauging the crowds as a reflection of his status. his legions of fans are no more. hes trying to entice tweens with snapple.
     
  6. Nemo

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    It has nothing to do with AGT.
    Maybe once Howard and Beth are run out of TV....Don can focus on getting her a few TV jobs.
     
  7. whatsit

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    He sure back tracked after that.
     
  8. Nemo

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    Stern has his nose in every facet of AGT.
    When shit works out he takes all the credit. When shit goes wrong he doodles and blames others.
    He didn't accidentally fall into a billion dollar marble pit.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i wonder what sterns vig is for every squatty potty sold?
     
  10. Butcher

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    Of course. He's the lead judge
     
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    So by his theory, if he is the lead judge and the show tanks, then the blame should rest on his shoulders, he's a fucking a sociopath.
     
  12. Uncle Larry

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    Gotta love Howard saying that a lame commercial will be a career killer while he has no problem being on a harrible show judging acts like the fool whose talent was getting hit in the nuts.
     
  13. BethSucks

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    I bet the LA auditions are an eye opener for him, he's completely fallen off the map here, even the New York/New Jersey transplants have given up on the show.
     
  14. whatsit

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    live read fee plus a life time supply of squatty potties no one needs.
     
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    Everyone I work with says "I used to listen to Howard" :(
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...he knows hes hanging on by his fingernails because of this agt ratings, audience, credibility failure. one false move could be the billy idol video that became the hindenburg.


    ...^5. :party: :cheer:
     
  17. Jayla

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    " I had to say to the NBC ppl, I'm a team player, but no mas." Yeah, right. I'm sure you're barking orders and everyone is falling right in line, Wig. Seems totally plausible.

    " Some things are so bad, it would be career-ending." You mean like going on a 4th rate gong show in a feeble attempt to gain mainstream success so your braindead, masculine wife can hobnob with A-listers?

    " I'm the lead judge, you understand?" - Keep dreaming, baldy.

    "I've been to 2 shows now and I haven't been blown away." - Wowza. Robin is really giving it to him.

    "By the way, could you help me out here Robin? Do you like me or do you hate me?" - She hates you, Wiggy. She just knows where her bread is buttered and hasn't been able to say so up until now. But she's not a well woman now and has nothing to lose.

    Then....SUDDENLY....OUT OF THE BLUE...RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, an email magically comes in that contradicts the idea that Robin knows what good entertainment is. Curious.
     
  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    He has absolutely lost his mind. Wiggy the other judges do not look to you they fucking hate you. Wiggy cannot take the slightest criticism. That was not even a dig at him and all of sudden Robin hates him. Wow. And good old passive aggressive picks up and starts reading a Robin hate email right after she hurt his cunt. What an insufferable fucking asshole he has become!
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...soooo fucking true, he didnt even bat an eyelash before he started reading that email. reps coming.