"Stern Rules" - business book inspired by Howchie

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Did he approve that?
     
  3. Nemo

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    Marblenomics?
    I invented that
    :bigcry:
     
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    Is there a chapter about how to sue your employers?
     
  5. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    You should post that in the Comments section!
     
  6. Roland Schwinn

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    "Chapter 1: Convince Your Employees That Plugs Are Worth More Than Cash"
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...so now the 7 rules need to be revealed cause i aint buying that shit. is this a new book?
     
  8. mattyfishrip197

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    what will the rep fagotts say about this
     
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    Fuck that
     
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    Is the author represented by Buchwald too?
     
  12. IHateHoward2

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    that article was written by PRweb (as in public relations web), as in you pay this company to distribute press releases that appear to look like news articles.

    It's also in yahoo, whom I believe now will let anyone with a laptop write articles.

    So, essentially, this guy will be printing each copy of the book on his hp printer as they're ordered (not that any one would order one).

    Still and all, thanks Thelma, it's a good peek inside the mindset of all 7 of Howard's fans. 'He not only thanks seals, he can even help grow your business!'
     
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    Done!
     
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    "Chapter 2: The Eight Hour Work Week - How To Cram A Full Week Of Work Into 2 (4 Hour) Days"
     
  15. Uncle Larry

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    Sounds horrible, but as the guy sounds like a total suck up, Lisa G and the H100 news team will do a compelling interview with him. Here's a list of the rules:

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    Promise everything
    Deliver nothing
    Blame others
    Pocketed ALL the money!
     
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    :lol:

    honesty honesty honesty
     
  18. Thelma

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    Publication date: September 6, 2012

    Rule #3 HAS TO BE A JOKE and Rule 6 is a tribute to Bianca:
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