Stern Show Stern show asks man on the street: "Does Howard belong at Coachella?"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    From today on "Marks Friggin'"



    Howard said he was talking about Cochella yesterday. He said someone called Steve Brandano and invited him out there but he said he's going to pass. Howard said they went out and asked young women on the street if Howard Stern would be a good fit for Cochella. He played some of their answers and all of the girls were saying no. They were calling him ugly. Howard said he doesn't like these girls.

    Howard said they asked some black people the same question and they were all saying yes. Howard played some of those answers and the black guys were talking about how he should be there and he's getting all of the pussy. Howard said he loves black people. He said you'd think he'd be a racist but no. He said he doesn't like white people. Howard thanked the black men for that.
     
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    Howard's old and irrelevant :haha:
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    sculpt the message to match what you want to say.

    Did anyone axe the blaek people if they even knew what Coachella is?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's why there are seven thousand threads about him a day :jj:
     
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    Coachella, Cochella?

    What is it?
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Mark's Friggin. A man whose writing style makes Reader's Digest seem like German philosophy.

    Good to know he is still cataloguing every square second of that stream of crap.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    They're are seven thousand threads about you too. Why? because people love to hate you :owned:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That says a lot more about them than it does me but sure, Howard's the loser here :c
     
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    Chalupa Batman Sometimes When I Shit I Cum. Gold

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    "Someone named Steve Brandano."

    Does he even listen or he just typing? JFC.
     
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    When yer a celeb yer not guaranteed love. It's the price you pay when you put yourself out there. You get the good and the bad.
     
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    Of course

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    "Yes Robin, I love Cochella. She was my favorite housekeeper. I wonder what she is doing today...anyway Joey Boots you are on the air.."
     
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    Are you role playing or something
     
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    If you really want to break the hearts of those black guys, play them clips of Howard calling vagina gross, fantasizing about being with Orlando Bloom, flirtstiously telling a gay guy that gay people are god's gift to this earth, and hosting a prettiest black penis contest. They'll be shocked to learn that a guy they know nothing about is totally unlike the vague image they have of him.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You're overcompensating
     
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    I can tell this is fake because all the young people there would be mobbing Howard in real life. :grad:
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "Does any one here know which tent is serving a beautiful soup and some hot water with mint leaves?"
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah, that didn't get old after the first four hundred thousand times
     
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    Howard is, and will always be, a professional victim...
     
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