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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LaserT, Jan 1, 2015.

  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I remember this from back in 2006. Funny, if you get time to listen. I can not believe these people, especially the husband thought they were funny or were going to get $500,000 a year from Sirius. I just can't even feel bad because it's so obvious they were messing around and what business does a half million dollar deal over the phone!!?? Then the wife gets on and STILL tries to sell these horrible erotic comedy stories. Jesus. :snicker:

    The erotic story is played at the beginning and they get the guy on the phone @11:15


     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I remember that one. In retrospect I have to wonder if it was just a bit.
     
  3. Mr Vengeance

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    Howie trying to pass off something fake as a legit bit? Never!!!! I bid you adieu!

    I now must go listen to the Chinese clock lady.....
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    These people sound real. As much as we all know most things are bits, especially with Sal, the guy here is clearly devastated and the wife pissed and in full sale mode. This one I definitely think is not a bit.

    Even when she corrects him in the background about Palm Springs. No actors would even care or correct that from another room. I don't know, this audio is funny to me.
     
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    It's even funnier that you thought it was real.

    It was a scripted but to fill air time.
     
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  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Then I still find it hysterical that actors would correct a destination, like it even matters. "Forget the bit, make sure we get our vacation spot right!". :snicker:
    Also that experienced actor callers don't know how a phone works in 2006?? "It's me Howard, I'm still here". A long term Stern actor should know he's on a dual line and Howard knows that he's still there.

    So still....even more funnier if it's actors. They're dopes. :snicker:
     
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  7. One Fat Vegan

    One Fat Vegan Well-Known Member

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    No fucking way. I agree some or even a lot of stuff is scripted. Even more so lately. But That shit wasn't scripted. Those were two legitimate retards IMO.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I can't believe that was 06 holy shit time flies.
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Chinese clock lady is the worst fake prank call in history.

    Anyone who likes pranks should check out some true professionals: prank university, phone losers of America, madhouse radio.

    Sal and Richard's fake shit is insulting to prank call connoisseurs.
     
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    so that's where sally stole his name from ....
     
  11. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I agree. Even though a lot of things are bits, those two were not actors in my opinion. If they were, they had had to be the worst in radio history. During a "bit" you stop it to make sure you get your vacation spot right?? Who would care? No way. I think they were just gullibe people.