Stern Show Haikus

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  1. jake206

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    The beautiful Japanese writing of lines of 5-7-5 syllables.

    Feel free to add your own.

    Wiggy head of hair
    Yoko out East
    Maybe Florida

    Coffee up my ass
    Cancer take revenge on me
    Dead kitty on head

    Funny show once
    Unfunny host rolling forever
    In vault of marbles
     
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    Promised three channels
    Notebooks full of ideas
    "Got anything else?"
     
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    Big feet and bent knee
    She pokes kittens with sharp pins
    When nobody looks

    Hairy pitted princess
    There's Daddy's oldest daughter
    Dancing on the roof

    The big lipped monkey
    Who annoys all on the show
    Gary or Robin?

    Huge and bald headed
    Locked in her big glass whale tank
    She laughs at nothing
     
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    Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo
    Zoo Zoo Za Za Zoo Za Zoo
    Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo
    :za:
     
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    See you in Palm Beach
    By the dog's water fountain
    Try to buy some class
     
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    John and Yoko lived
    On South Ocean Drive Palm Beach
    Where did their dogs drink?
     
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    Wig Desperation
    Boring show no one listens
    Worst sell out ever
     
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    Your Haikus are wrong.
    only middle one correct
    try harder next time


    5 7 5
     
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    She rubbed her fingers
    Through Howard's black curly hair
    And then they got stuck

    Vietnamese men
    Women, blacks and mulattos
    No boyfriends like dad
     
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    Tall Hebrew scarecrow
    Greedy, heartless pelican
    Beth married for love

    Toothy, giant horse
    Wonky-eyed and retarded
    Stern married for brains

    Token idiot
    Obese, always incorrect
    Robin adds nothing
     
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    Glitter, glue,paper,
    Scissors, construction paper
    Craft making faggot
     
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    -- It IS a wig, right?
    "What is he saying, Robin?"
    -- You heard me, FAGGOT

    America's Judge
    Leather jackets in summer
    I call him Scarf-Ace
     
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    Married a model
    Actually an Ames model
    Actually a whore
     
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    Scared of labia
    Majora AND minora
    Rub that clit, c'mon
     
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    stern is a homo
    fucks ralphie when beths not home
    eats ralphs asshole too
     
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    Jungle bunnies, spooks
    Call them whatever you want
    Howard wants to watch

    The Pittsburgh mudshark
    Who fucks Mr. Adventure
    As Stern tugs one out
     
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    Glorified Gong Show
    America's Got Talent
    Way to leave your mark...
     
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    Happy wife goes South
    When she comes home Howard learns
    What Nacho tastes like
     
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    Blind cats, Arm warmers
    Follow me on Instagram
    Fame? I don't want it