Stern Show Shuffle

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  1. 1Vegasgirl

    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Seems pretty funny this morning - talking about sperm donors and Jason's back hair.

    Is Jason the one who lost weight with Robin a few years ago?
     
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    Oh, I spoke too soon. Now some girl is on about her horse. :facepalm:

    This is not fun or funny.
     
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    ♫Sunriiiise. Sunset...♫

    Sad, ain't it? :cuss:
     
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    Stern Show Shuffle has become content for my channel on YouTube! :evil:
     
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    It depends upon how many years you mean by a few.

    Most recently, when Robin was in the evil clutches of Dr. Roni, they convinced Tim to join them in the Dark Side, not chew for days or weeks on end, and take nourishment from Satan's snot aka Green Drink. Tim also had Dr Roni staying over at his home, and shadowing him at work, while providing him with the tools and forbidden knowledge to not only take the weight off, but to keep it off.

    So enthralled was Tim with the process that he barely cheated (although he did commit the major transgression of being caught chewing gum, and didn't have enough for everyone), lost weight, bought "thin" clothes, and got rid of his "fat" clothes. This last move earned Tim the scorn of Booey, as Baba knows you never throw out your "fat" clothes (Baba Booey reveled that he, himself, has three full sets of clothing in his closet: "Thin", "Medium", and "Fat" clothes.)

    Needless to say, after the long term Dr Roni promotional deal ended, Tim quickly gained weight back.

    There were, of course, many earlier weight loss long term promotional deals, plugging such products as Nutri-System[SUP]TM [/SUP], Master-Cleanse[SUP]TM[/SUP], and others. As I recall, Jason participated in the 2007 mass weight loss contest sponsored by Cylaris[SUP]TM[/SUP]. For those interested, here are the results of that contest:

    • Tim Sabean - 265 (Week 1), 263 (Week 2), 257 (Week 3), 258 (Week 4), 255 (Week 6), 260 (Week 7), 258 (Week 8), 257 (Week 9), DID NOT WEIGH IN (Final)
    • Brian Phelan - 243 (Week 1), 239 (Week 2), 236 (Week 3), 231 (Week 4), 228 (Week 6), 227 (Week 7), 219 (Week 8), 217 (Week 9), 217(Final)
    • Scott the Engineer - 264 (Week 1), 255 (Week 2), 250 (Week 3), 245 (Week 4), 236 (Week 6), 235 (Week 7), 227 (Week 8), 222 (Week 9), 213 (Final)
    • Jason Kaplan - 271 (Week 1), 258 (Week 2), 250 (Week 3), 250 (Week 4), 239 (Week 6), 236 (Week 7), 230 (Week 8), 223 (Week 9), 212 (Final)
    • Benjy Bronk - 267 (Week 1), 246 (Week 2), 240 (Week 3), 237 (Week 4), 228 (Week 6), 238 (Week 7), 236 (Week 8), 230 (Week 9), 203 (Final)

    Benshe won, with an impressive 23% weight loss showing, partially due to his damn near poisoning himself with water right before the initial weighing in.

    For a full write-up of this contest, you can visit Mark's Friggin, here: http://www.marksfriggin.com/news07/5-7.htm
     
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