Stern Sleeps In Same Bed With Beth (When She Is Around)

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  1. David999

    David999 Well-Known Member

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    Pittsburgh Pete called in and questioned if Stern is Jacking off again because Beth is never around. Stern basically said he learned his lesson and sleeps in the same bed as Beth when she is there, but understands she has her own space, and also needs to travel because of her work schedule. Sounded a bit like all is not hunky dory on Beth's side.:c
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    lol, "work schedule".
     
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    "Beth has her own life Pete."
     
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    From MarksFriggin:

    "Howard took a call from Pete from Pittsburgh who asked why Beth isn't around a lot lately. Howard said Beth has her own life and she's not sewn at his hip. Howard said he has separate time away from her. Howard said they spend almost every day at home with each other. He said she has plans with friends though. Pete asked why he's saying she's not around all the time. Howard said it was a 20 minute time period that he's talking about. He said that she went to see her grandmother too. He said she's been sick so Beth went to see her. Howard said Beth has her own life."
     
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    I know it's been said a thousand time but good to have you back!
     
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    It should read,
    Howard had Pittsburg Pete call in and ask ...
     
  7. Herc

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    He's saving his own ass from being perceived as a Cuckold . . .
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I'm sure Ralph hates it when she's around. It can get crowded.
     
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    Yeah, when she's not around they can both compare lisp's and then blow each other. I like how at this point, Howard's lisp is a hell of a lot worse than Ralph's....lol
     
  10. BethSucks

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    The thing Howard never says about her being gone most of the time is how much he hates to be alone. The reason he used when he ended his "tear" was that he didn't want to be alone. Beth played him good on that one being around constantly like the doting girlfriend until the ink was dry on the marriage license.
     
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    Listen. Both Howard and Beth are working furiously to make ends meat. Give them a break. They do not have the luxury of being under one roof 4 days a week as it once were. It's the economy.
     
  12. j shmuck

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    The back office mockery going on behind Howard's back must be hilarious.

    God, what I would give for getting Sal's unfiltered opinions.
     
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    I still stand by my theory that Ralph and Howard are not lovers because Ralph is Howard's 1/2 brother.
     
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    Lawyer bills for a frivolous lawsuit are driving Howard to the poor house . . . :giggle:
     
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    Huh? What the fuck? :scratch:
     
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    Pete is Howard's go to guy which allows him to air various grievences about his relationship hoping that it will get back to Beth, while at the same time setting him up so he can defend it.

    Neverthess if someone can post audio that would be great
     
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    Please expound.
     
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    Howard: "My apartment" ... "My bedroom"... "My bathroom"
     
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    "My therapist told me that women aren't like geisha girls that just come at your beck and call"
     
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    Unless Bethie's High School principal has moved to the Hamptons, Wiggy's comment is accurate that she needs to travel for "work"