Stern Spends 30+ minutes BS'ing about drawing - just so he can drop this one bomb!

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Usually on a Monday mornings HSS they first talk about what they did over the weekend, right?

    Well on yesterday's show, the first thing Stern starts talking about is his drawing. He's going on and on about his drawing/painting, that kind of BS. I'm thinking why is he droning on about this crap - he's already beaten this to death.

    Then at 21 mins into the show, he lays this preamble..He's so busy, he doesn't have time for anything like painting/drawing.... And now the bomb:

    "Like when Joan Rivers died, Melissa GAVE ME the
    eulogy phone call,..That drove me...you need hours and hours... I don't have time...." And then back to his hobby BS.

    This whole segment was about Stern laying the ground work about how he's too busy for anything in his life and for the discovery that he didn't write the eulogy. Now, if someone says that other comics wrote the eulogy, Stern has the fall back that he said he was too busy.

    After that quick one statement (and non sequitur) Stern went back to talking about drawing.

    Also, by him saying Melissa called him - that confirms that Stern called Buchwald to get Buchwald to strong arm Melissa to get him on the list of speakers.

    This guy is so underhanded.
     
  2. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    If he WAS a planned keynote speaker, why wasn't he on the program?
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    So you're saying Howard has a dry pussy. Very interesting. :bigthink:
     
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    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    The sad part is that Howard doesn't realize that the only people that care about Howard stern are those people that are paid to care about Howard stern.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    My favorite was the time we had a thread going here ripping Stern for saying the program director at his first job lectured him and told him to stop fucking all the women in the station or he would get fired. The next morning he shoe horned a reference to that story in the first hour of the show (he hadn't mentioned that story in at least 6 months). Howard Stern lies about everything.
     
  6. Robert Higgins

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    The next funny thing Howard Stern writes will be his first.
     
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    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    :winner:
     
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    You still listen?