Stern wanted to marry money but unfortunately met Beth.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    339,542
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,550
    Likes Received:
    58,665
    From 01-31-02
    Broads and marbles.... talk!
    Dave Chappelle comes into studio too
    :coffee:

    (shout out to Milly from the Saloon research dept)
    [video=youtube;xCMyMKs4uKQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCMyMKs4uKQ&feature=plcp[/video]
    [video=youtube;dEEIfUZn4JQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEEIfUZn4JQ&feature=plcp[/video]
     
  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

    Reputations:
    268,551
    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2011
    Messages:
    52,252
    Likes Received:
    51,981
    Then why did he shop in the bargain bin?
     
  3. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    339,542
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,550
    Likes Received:
    58,665
    Nate you have to listen to those clips.
    so much to laugh at.
     
  4. Lola

    Lola little-known member

    Reputations:
    35,280
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2010
    Messages:
    1,149
    Likes Received:
    1,614
    Guess Howard figured he could clean her up and farm her ass out
    too bad she didn't turn out to be an earner :nocheer:
     
  5. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    83,252
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    25,259
    Likes Received:
    17,723
    Hamptons will go on and on about not trivializing broads....Blow jobs etc. But number one with him is "Earner"...
     
  6. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    339,535
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,567
    Likes Received:
    41,529

    i was rolling my eyes so much i'm surprised the train conductor didn't think i was having a seizure

    AND if Dave Chappelle got 50 words out of his mouth that would be a lot.

    Did you get to the "who's hotter: My Girlfriend (Beth) or Pamela Anderson?" discussion

    Stuttering John the ONLY one with balls there in the whole fucking bunch. :facepalm:
     
  7. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

    Reputations:
    116,015
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2010
    Messages:
    9,086
    Likes Received:
    22,485
    He did marry for money. It was his, and his amazing wife seems to be doing a great job distributing it.


    Additionally, think of all the money in tips he saved by getting the respect of his doorman.
     
  8. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    339,535
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,567
    Likes Received:
    41,529

    i say hello and how are you? to my doormen. That seems to work pretty well, also. Just saying. :jj:
     
  9. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    41,590
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    7,058
    Likes Received:
    6,644
    Howard in Part 1: "These good looking rich girls don't go for a guy like me because they don't need my money."

    Reality: He got an ugly girl with a felon father who married him for his money.

    More Howard: "When you got a broad with money, it takes a lot of pressure off."

    Reality: He is under pressure with Albatross Annie.

    In Part 2 when Howard says he could go for actress Kim Delaney:

    Artie: "I give you one problem with her -- 40 years old."

    Gary & Robin: "She looks great!"

    Artie: "Give it a couple of years."

    Howard: "That's true. He's right."

    Reality: Those couple of years will be here for Howard in 2014.
     
  10. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

    Reputations:
    116,015
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2010
    Messages:
    9,086
    Likes Received:
    22,485
    I wonder if he even speaks to them? You know they're not allowed to make eye contact.
     
  11. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    339,535
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,567
    Likes Received:
    41,529

    he has a secret bat entrance where only black leather Varvatos clad young boys are permitted to enter.
     
  12. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

    Reputations:
    75,023
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    33,560
    Likes Received:
    7,278
    bat-boy entrance?
     
  13. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    32,846
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    10,407
    Likes Received:
    6,743
    robin and fred are fully aware of howard's transgendered status during this segment
     
  14. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

    Reputations:
    268,551
    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2011
    Messages:
    52,252
    Likes Received:
    51,981
    Gary when talking about aniston-pitt, "at least you know neither one married the other one for money, theyre close enough(in age)." What exactly was he saying about yoko? :haha:
     
  15. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

    Reputations:
    75,023
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    33,560
    Likes Received:
    7,278
    good point...:jj:
     
  16. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    41,590
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    7,058
    Likes Received:
    6,644
    Then it would appear hooked up with Beth via a "service" so she knew his status going in. Otherwise, why didn't Howard get one of the women with looks and money that he wanted? Instead it seems to have been a "done deal" with Beth pretty early on.
     
  17. Stern Fan Dude

    Stern Fan Dude New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    68
    Likes Received:
    0
    yup
     
  18. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

    Reputations:
    21,482
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    29,127
    Likes Received:
    6,070
    "a camel that has fallen in oil is impossible to clean"

    [​IMG]
     
  19. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

    Reputations:
    75,023
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    33,560
    Likes Received:
    7,278
    love that picture :rofl:
     
  20. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    339,535
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,567
    Likes Received:
    41,529
    but later in that show they talk about how she did her first FHM spread for free, beth's idea, most certainly not Howard's.

    And it was hilarious, someone asswipe in the studio said she could get $100,000 for it. i think it was SJ :mad: