Stern Show Sternac Today, Who Writes These Jokes?

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  1. NeverHoward

    NeverHoward Active Member VIP

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    Robin said no one knows what's in the envelopes but he will figure out what's in there. Sternac was ready to go. Sternac had the first envelope and said ''Microsoft.'' The question was ''Name two words to describe High Pitch Erik's penis.'' The next one was Pokemon. The question was ''What does George Takei do when he gets drunk in a gay bath house?''

    Sternac said the next answer was ''1492.'' The question was ''How does Wendy the Slow Adult count to 10?'' The next answer was ''The Liberty Bell, the Grand Canyon and Kim Kardashian.'' The question was ''Name 3 things with big cracks.''

    Sternac said the next answer is ''The Who.'' The question was ''What will my staff be known as when I retire?''

    Sternac said the next answer is ''Jerry Lee Lewis.'' The question was ''Name 3 of the many men George Takei fucked in his single days.''

    Sternac said the next answer is ''Four score and seven years ago.'' The question was ''What is the first line of Melania Trump's next speech?''

    Sternac said the next answer was ''Different Strokes.'' The question was ''What was Riley Martin's official cause of death?''

    Sternac's answer was ''Jason Bourne.'' The question was ''What does Jon Hein wish never happened?'' Sternac said he loves inside humor.

    Sternac's next answer was ''Adele.'' The question was ''What do you buy when you can't afford a Mac?'' Robin said these are lame jokes.

    Sternac's next answer was ''Army.'' The question was ''How will Jeff the Drunk's arm taste?'' That one cracked up Howard and Robin.

    Sternac's next answer was the last one. It was ''9 11'' and the question was ''What time did Benjy get into work this morning?'' Sternac said goodbye to everyone. They went to break after that.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Did you see the steakhouse I'm going to this weekend?


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    They'd better not sit me next to the fireplace, it's summer :pissed:


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    It's always been corny and silly jokes, just like Carson
     
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    Let's all give a warm reception to our newest "sternographer"

    Get it? It's a joke

    :secret: I added an "r" to stenographer
     
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    Fat melts, you might lose a few if they did.
     
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    Like Gary said.."It's not a comedy show anymore."
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But I think eating all that food would cancel it out :ohno:
     
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    Tired of reddit's bullshit, Chriza's stand in is an upgrade to their trolls.
     
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    This new guy knows a whole lot about Chriza :backlol:
     
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    Always lurked, know he's a troll that thinks posting food pics is some sort of high comedy in thread trolling.
     
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    That's some life you've got there :c
     
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    I'm gonna get the ribeye :drool:


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    When did Gary say that? I have not been able to find it.
     
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    @Anfkid
     
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    I'm making a rib roast on Friday. Tonight is sausage and peppers with baked beans and cole slaw
     
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    At least he stopped doing his monologue lines. Remember when Johnny used Howard's lines?

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    Rib roast is one of my favorites.
     
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