Sterns’ accidental dinner

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Jul 31, 2013.

  1. Nemo

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    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sterns_accidental_dinner_K4PUnGny17atBuJYBqxaKI
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    Howard Stern and wife Beth had an inadvertent romantic dinner for two when they arrived at a party in their honor an hour early. Spies said a luxe tent was set up on the beach in Southampton, complete with chandeliers and champagne, for 40 guests to celebrate Beth’s Social Life magazine cover shot by the shock jock. But “Beth messed up the time,” a spy heard Howard say when the couple arrived long before the scheduled 7:30 p.m. start. Stern further explained they only had an hour to spare, since the party hoppers were expected later at Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld’s Baby Buggy charity bash in Amagansett. Without missing a beat, Elegant Affairs caterer Andrea Correale served the couple dinner for two amid a sea of empty tables. A spy said they stayed long enough to greet arriving guests, including host Justin Mitchell. Later, the Seinfelds’ guests also included Cameron Diaz, Naomi Watts, Kelly Ripa and Alec Baldwin. The fete, co-hosted by Rag & Bone designers Marcus Wainwright and David Neville, raised $333,250.




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  2. Douchebag 007

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    Hilarious that he anonymously blames Beth in the planted article for being early
     
  3. Nemo

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    Coward Allan Stern.....tossing family under the bus for 30+ years.
     
  4. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Let me get this straight. A party was being held to honor Beth for her cover on some shitty, vomitously rich people's magazine cover and...

    ...they left before the party started to go to Jerry Seinfeld's house? :scratch:

    Or...do I need coffee? :bleachcoffee:
     
  5. Thelma

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    Weird that these photos suddenly popped up on Getty Images 4 days after the event (that's a lot of photoshopping). And I've never heard of a "cover party" for a magazine cover over 3 weeks after date of the magazine - Beth was on the July 4 cover of "Social Life":

    "Howard Stern and Beth Stern pose with Beth Sterns July 4th cover of Social Life Magazine at the Social Life Magazine Publishers dinner at Dune Beach on July 27, 2013 in Southampton, New York."

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    Molly Sims has been on the cover since July 20 ...

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  6. Ruffypup

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    Beth could not be late for Seinfeld's party. He told Beth that if they do this.. it is on her!
     
  7. Bye You!

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    What a cunt!

    She's a little bitch, too.
     
  8. Thelma

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    Scary long arm photo of Beth!! :bug:

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  9. Nemo

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    Early Bird Special.....leave Howard alone!
    :bigcry:
     
  10. Nemo

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    Yes
    Howard Alien Sterns fault!
     
  11. Butcher

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    Nothing is inadvertent in Howard's life
     
  12. Nemo

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    So befuddled Stern didn't accidentally stumble into one billion dollars and 5 day weekends?
    :bigthink
     
  13. Butcher

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    Look, I don't know how that stuff works Robin. All I know is.........
     
  14. Thelma

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    I think Howard & Beth snuck in pretending this was Beth's cover party, took some photos with her old magazine cover, had a bite to eat and left for the Seinfelds.
     
  15. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    I still can't believe someone threw a party for Beth and they showed up too early, had dinner by themselves and just as everyone was arriving, they get up and leave to go to Seinfeld's home for some horseshit charity event. :facepalm:
     
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    4am?


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    Did he swallow a boomerang :wtf:
     
  18. MyLazyHand

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    I don't understand WTF is happening in this timeline.

    Howard invited people to a party at his house only to PLAN to ditch his own party to go to Jerry's party?!

    Is that what really happened?


    And since Jerry's party was clearly in daylight, none of the times make sense.
     
  19. HelloYooHoo

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    Here honey let me put my arms around you..........that's fine, keep your hands in your dress pockets.
     
  20. MrWarmth

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    I bet he stuffed free rolls in his pockets and made Beth fill her giant purse with napkins and silverware before these two creeps slithered off to hobnob with REAL famous people.