Stern's Daily Calorie Intake

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Had to laugh when he was describing his new diet, which he will eat "every day".
    Breakfast : yogurt & blueberries, one scoop of granola

    Lunch: "eggs" (he had to discuss this with his wife)

    Dinner: portion of salmon with cucumbers (3 days a week), eggplant parm (4 days a week)

    What is this , 1000 calories a day? How can an almost-billionaire live like this?
     
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    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    And I'm assuming there's no yolk to be found in that serving of eggs, so the total calorie amount is actually probably closer to 700-800
     
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    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    It's not how an "almost-billionaire" lives. It's how a LUNATIC lives.
     
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    WOW. I don't listen to the show anymore so this is the first I'm hearing about this.

    What I find most funny is Howard looks absolutely ridiculous at his current weight...... and now he wants to lose even more.

    The skinnier he gets the larger his adam's apple gets.

    By the time he's in his 80's Howard Stern will be a 6'6" adam's apple with nothing more than a set of legs and arms.
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    If I had money, I would eat like I had fucking money.

    What a dunce. Still so vain at his age.

    I would feel bad for him if he weren't such a dickfreckle.
     
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    A girl's gotta keep her anorexic figure.
     
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    yahoo Well-Known Member

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    This is obviously body dysmorphic disorder... He has a warped view of his appearance. He can't be skinny enough. You would think this might come up at his daily therapy session by his psychiatrist. It's not healthy and he looks sickly.
     
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    He's definitely transgendered. Add this diet to the proof list.
     
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    I bet his limit is 1000 a day and he is prob closer to 800 than 1000. he couldn't even drink a cup of coffee on comedians in cars getting COFFEE
     
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    double post stupid phone
     
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    He might as well just have a good damn feeding tube and have however many calories he needs to remain a skeleton pumped in
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Stern had a glass of hot water, with mint, while in the diner with Jerry. Seriously.
     
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    He's cutting out the glass of hot water and mint leaf. Too many calories.
     
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    I heard this on the way to work. He's a 61 year old wig wearing battle-axe that thinks she's a 14 year old with an eating disorder and body image issues. There is really something wrong with this bitter old witch!
     
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    Fuck him. I hope he starves to death
     
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    Why doesn't the cheap bastard hire a nutritionist to plan his meals for him? Maybe if he had some more variety in his meals he wouldn’t be such a miserable fuck all the time.
     
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    Well, at least Beth is drinking for two.
     
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    Yes, I did hear him say Bethie is drinking wine for both of them, who can blame her though. She's a drunk!
     
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    How does Robin feel listening to him knowing she would have to be hospitalized with seizures if she even thinks about this diet?
     
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    Even skinny Ben Stern enjoys a hot dog now and then.
     
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