Stern Show Stern's "funny" new bit: Jason is going to eat Jeff the Drunks Arm...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    if it needs to be amputated after a doctor's visit on July 1st.


    I've only heard 20 minutes of the show over the last 3 days and this has been what they've been talking about.

    Jason loves meat so much, he is willing to try cannibalism.
    IF Jason get get Jeff's arm from the doctor after surgery he's going
    to take him home put it on the roitsserie and cook it with sauce.


    Holy shit the show has sunk to an all time low. Really funny stuff, Marci! No really!
     
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    If Beth cuts off her cock, Howard will eat Beth's pussy.
     
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    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    Opened thread, still cannot locate "Funny New Bit"?
     
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    So they replace all the strippers and porn stars doing bits, for some fat dude apparently eating an alkies arm?
     
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    :lol: True dat!
     
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    I have to admit, I'm very interested in this bit! Haven't been keeping up, is it going to be a real thing? Is this even legal?
     
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    Jeff hasnt found out if its going to be amputated yet.

    2. Even if it has to be removed, I cant fathom any doctor/hospital or whatever allowing Jeff
    to take the severed arm home with him.

    3. But if he does, than I guesss its possible someone could cook it and try a bite, legal or not.
     
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    Finger licking good. :livid:
     
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    I heard some of this last week. Had to change the channel-- it was so stupid and unfunny.
     
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    kfc.jpeg
     
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    Funny needs to be in quotes.
     
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    This bit will happen. It will be as epic as Richard blowing Ronnie, the Howard Stern musical and Howard Stern 360.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    I hope they invent a cure for "dead limbs" the day after Jeff gets his arm amputated...
     
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    Is that even legal?
     
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    must be strange to sit there and know your arm is so bad they're thinking of cutting it off
     
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    :haha::haha: Stern...stop it...the laughs are just toooo much these days.
     
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    A funnier bit would be to take Jeff's arm and leave his fingerprints at numerous crime scenes.
     
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    This bit is just ponderous and perfectly encapsulates Howie's new brand of "evolved" comedy.