WTF Steroids thread: week 10 update

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    I figure this deserved a WTF tag. just stuck a 1.5" 22ga needle with 200mg of test-e into my ass.

    I had been rolling this idea around for about 6 months and I finally decided that it was a good time to experiment with a cycle on a basic testosterone steroid. I have never used them before but at 35 years old and struggling to add any more size and muscle without packing on much fat, or losing fat has taken its toll on me. so I reached this decision to acquire a 10 week cycle worth of test-e and several weeks worth of post cycle meds to bring my levels back to normal once I stop in 10 weeks time. my hope is to kickstart my fat burning and adding 5-10lbs of muscle at the end. nothing wild or crazy.

    my diet is in check as is my lifting routine/schedule. I've simply reached a crossroads in my lifting where I needed a little boost to gain new ground. I don't compete and don't intend to become 300lbs, but I have been stuck at 223-225lbs for nearly a year and making very little progression with increasing weight lifted.

    *I am not promoting or glorifying their use etc etc etc. but am curious if others had ever tried them for lifting, test replacement for age etc. feel free to PM me and of course it will be kept confidential.
     
  2. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    You strong yet?
     
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    Good luck...my sister's ex-husband took them for awhile in his 30s and he became a complete asshole. He turned from a mild mannered, softy, to a tough guy. Don't know if the steroids were entirely to blame, but correlation at least was there. Would be interested to hear your experience with them.
     
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    Getting ready to cheat on the wife, eh?

    :c
     
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    lol that's something I did when I was 16 and dumb. what the fuck do you need to bulk up for at 35?
     
  6. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    How did you get them and were they expensive
    Did Dr George Taski of the men's clinic prescribe them?
     
  7. WillyBest

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    @garypagetwo is on the juice, yo.
     
  8. Sloppyjoe

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    haha nah. we actually work out together. if I am not at home, I am at work or the gym. shes usually at the gym with me. therefore that leaves work. and at work I am working (I am not a manwhore)
     
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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    Mods, please sticky this thread. It already contains more useful information than Gary's. @BethSucks @Anfkid @Chief2Kick @hidden dragon @Scotty4x4
     
  10. Smartguy

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    Your balls will shrivel to the size of grapes. The small ones used for wine. Better get your hands on some HCG.
     
  11. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    I already was YO!
     
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    Just bustin' yer (soon to be tinier) ballz!!!

    :c
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Have you beaten your wife in a 'Roid Rage yet? :munch:
     
  14. Sloppyjoe

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    yeah, I am thinking about ordering up some to have on hand.

    with a basic test-e cycle of 400-500mg per 7 days at my age and weight etc that I probably didn't need to worry about a HCG as long as I did a proper PCT. but if/when I were to mix compounds in the future that it would be ideal. but I will probably get some anyways
     
  15. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    ive always taken good care of myself and my appearance.

    therefore it would make it harder to detect anything :giggle:
     
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    :ixnay:
     
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    negative. but keep an eye on seattle local news channels incase I get famous
     
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    do you know that a lot of that will convert to estrogen? If you balls start to shrivel up you will know why

    * I've never used the stuff but have done research on it
     
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    enjoy them bitch tits, or get used to stacking for the remainder of your time
     
  20. Scotty4x4

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    @garypagetwo

    This guy is making a serious run at your coveted sticky post position, do you care to respond?