Conspiracy Steven Seagal is now an African American

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Airwolf, Aug 21, 2016.

  1. Airwolf

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    sup

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    raise da roof

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    y'knowm'sayin

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    Science hasn't gone far enough!

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    You should also talk about how all of his movies are money laundering operations for organized crime, allegedly. He also allegedly got roughed up by said crime organizations.

    Under Siege and Exit Wounds are great movies though.
     
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    Can he play black roles now or is that still off limits

    I bet he just read the greatest script ever written...
     
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    Is he playing one of the Fat Boys in a biopic? Maybe the Human Beat Box? :bigthink

    Remember when hip-hop used to be lighthearted and fun? :bigcry:
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    In the last movie of his I got from Redbox he was so fat he basically just sat in a chair and shot at people for the entire first half. It was called Sniper: Special Ops.
     
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    Kooky guy but i dig him
     
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    He looks like he's about to pop.
     
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    Who wrote it?
     
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    Might be a fuck-up but props to him as he owns a couple of Blues great Albert King's guitars. I find that amazing...
     
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    What is his next part, is he playing a tick?
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...and if he sees kelly lebrock, hes gonna beat the shit out of her.
     
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    Kelly's another big fatso! :ublob:
     
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    That stuff on his head, is that the stuff that seals gutters and a huge hole in the bottom of a rowboat?
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...she was hot when he was using her for a speedbag.
     
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