Steven Seagal must have written his own IMDB biography

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  1. Dainty Jainty

    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    Either he or his publicist wrote this nonsense!

    "Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome looking (often with ponytail) and usually impeccably dressed action star who burst onto the martial arts film scene in 1988 in the fast-paced Warner Bros. film Above the Law (1988). The enigmatic Seagal commenced his martial arts training at the age of seven under the tutelage of well-known karate instructor and author Fumio Demura...."

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/bio

    It goes on but you get the point! Uh....wow!!
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    Wgas/wgaf
     
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    "I just read the greatest script ever written..."

    "Really? Who wrote it?"

    "ME."

    :c:facepalm:
     
  4. Lemmy

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    First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.
     
  5. Napoleon V2

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    same
    I think of that any time I hear Seagal's name.
     
  6. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Anything with Steven Seagal is super retarded.

    :c
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I did enjoy his show where he was a deputy fighting crime. "Lawman" I think it was called. It was fascinating.....like a bad car accident.
     
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    Really?
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    With his Seagal Vision he can spot crime a mile away.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    his persona is an snl skit
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    [video=youtube;Rl1aotzFZRw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl1aotzFZRw[/video]
     
  14. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    He is both a turd sandwich and a giant douche and a bag of yeast-infection-flavored chips.
     
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    So you are a fan like the rest of us?
     
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    glorified ride-alongs...:haha:
     
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    respect
     
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    that's 3 things
     
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    drink the seagal kool-aid people


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