Stew Nod's Bitch

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  1. Esquire

    Esquire Well-Known Member

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    First rule of the fight app — don't talk about the fight app.
    "Rumblr," a pending app idea, is pitching itself as Tinder, but for brawling. Like the dating app, Rumblr users would meet strangers, but instead of hooking up, they'd be swinging right hooks.
    As bizarre as it sounds, the app's creator claims it's "100% serious," and not a "Fight Club"-style hallucination.
    "We have raised relatively substantial funding from private American investors and the app is fully developed," the Rumblr team told the Daily News in an email.
    The beta for the fighting app will be launched on Nov. 9, at 5 p.m. EST, the team said.
    "Rumblr is an app for recreational fighters to find, meet and fight other brawl enthusiasts nearby," according the app's website. It encourages users to insult their matched opponents with this pro-tip: "tell your match what you don't like about their picture."
    The fight's location and time is also publicly broadcasted so other users can come and watch the melee, according to the website.
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  2. BrulesRules

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    didn't know the shaved head on the sides was making a comeback.
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I've seen a couple of guys with it while watching football. It looks like Hitler's hairdo.
     
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    I just figured he was trying to justify his membership to the Dollar Shave Club.
     
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  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The goofiness of the hair draws the eye upward from the elongated rat nose.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    So you're researching an app that lets dudes meet other dudes? :gayhand:
     
  8. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Classic>anyway we can get a Skype live feed ?
     
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    Wife is a Whore will put his fist up Stew's ass. Literally.
     
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    Never fight somebody that has nothing to lose.
     
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    I was doodling what happened?
     
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    wife is a whore likes this.
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    I haven't seen him in a while. I suppose he's been staying busy raising hell in the Stern forum or chronically masturbating.
     
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    He stays busy making up stories about celebrity sexual escapades as well.
     
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    WHAT HAPPENED???