Still listen to these about once a year.

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  1. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    The fights are the best part of the show for me, but what a dishonest asshole Howard is, pushing Artie to the limit not only once, but twice for his gain. And he keeps going to the "what just happened, I was doodling" card every time and then barely says anything afterwards, repeating the phrase "I'm bummed" like a mantra. Probably because he doesn't want to put his foot in his mouth trying to explain away the situation, letting Robin and others do the heavy lifting to get him off the hook.

    Artie vs. Sal/Richard









    Artie vs. Teddie



    Bonus fun, the "BRO" fight...

     
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    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    (58:33) Howard: "But I've had a gun in my mouth a few times in my life. The fact of the matter is... that's right. The fact of the matter is, that's right! So the fact of the matter is Artie, that everyone has their own shit. And the fact of the matter is..."
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Artie would have been completely justified had he killed that faggot Teddy live on the air.
     
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    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    I love how melodramatic Sal is in the fight with Artie. Ears are in heaven.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    For the "Bloomies" bit alone..
     
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    I find it hard to rewatch these, if only because it reminds me that the show put Artie in the wrong on most of his fights thanks in part to his physical actions and drug abuse. I agree with people above - Teddy was totally being an entitled douchebag, and Sal was doing his normal two-faced fighting routine ("I love Jon Hein!!" not minutes after saying something like "If all I had to do was repeat show highlights and sit there with Baba Booey, I'd be great at it too...")
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I don't believe for a second howard ever put a gun in his mouth.. that narcissist

    he might have put a gun in allison's mouth when she was sleeping
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :bs::bs::bs::bs::bs::bs:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    You can tell Artie was dealing with drug and withdrawal. Angry one moment or day, then nice the next. Bounces back and forth during it. Pissed and trashing them, then nice and complimenting them.