Still my fave wig thread

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by JessOnCrack, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    Okay, here's why I know Howard is not wearing a wig:

    Reason No. 1: He's told us that his head is too big for most hats.

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    Howard just happened to find a hat that his big head and all his hair would fit inside.

    Reason No. 2: Howard is protective of his hair. In fact, on one warm spring day, Howard wore a heavy coat with a hood to protect his hair from the sun.

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    The usual hair strands that hang in his face are not visible because he has slicked his hair straight back to keep it out of his eyes.

    Reason No. 3: Artie would NEVER have joked about Howard's hair if Howard really wore a wig. When Artie joked that Howard would have to take off his hair before he rescued Bianca from the pool, Artie was just goofing around because he knew Howard would think it was funny. Artie is definitely not the type of comic to say something sarcastic, mean or passive-aggressive.

    Reason No. 4: Even as far back as 1997 when Don Buchwald was negotiating Howard's contract for the movie "Jane" with Melanie Griffith, Howard was especially concerned that his hair personnel were competent.
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    Howard's hair personnel were to be "first priority." If his hair was not real and he was hiding it, he would probably be secretive and limit the people who could work as his hair personnel.

    Reason No. 5: Howard has superb hair genetics.

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    Howard resembles his mother's side of the family, and Howard has told us that his Mother's father had a full, beautiful head of hair.

    Reason No. 6: Beth would not have married Howard if his hair was fake.

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    Clearly Beth is not attracted to bald men.[​IMG]

    And what motivation would Beth have had to marry Howard if she wasn't attracted to him?
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    Reason No. 7: Howard's hair is thick and dark and natural.

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    Howard just has a little bit of a high forehead. He was a little drunk in this photo and was sitting crooked. It's just an optical illusion that the hair looks a little crooked.

    Reason No. 8: Howard has relentlessly goofed on people who wear wigs. Howard has made it clear that he has good, think hair. He also has almost obsessed on how terrible it is that men go bald.

    This is why I believe Howard's hair is real.[​IMG]


     
  2. Eddie Blake

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    This is very Stephen Colbert of you
     
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    You don't have to tell ME twice!

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  7. Fart Nose

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    I vaguely remember the Artie hair/pool thing. Was it during one of their weird "i'm not your bro" type fights or was it an off-hand jokey passive aggressive deal? Would love to hear Howard's tone of voice directly after Artie said it.
     
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    First there was Watergate..........then there was Wiggygate!

    Always a cover-up going on. Although I guess you could call Howard's wig itself the Ultimate Cover-Up! :wigtip:
     
  9. Fart Nose

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    Oh, also remember when Robin brought up that Oprah and Michael Jackson both wore wigs/weaves and Howard acted shocked and played completely dumb..the same way when he plays dumb not knowing how stocks work. Meanwhile all he thinks about or asks about is money when he has a guest on. Not to mention his career long marbles-based behavior.
     
  10. Gromit

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    It was an off the cuff remark...Howard was quiet for a sec but seemed to just move on from it.
     
  11. unclefreddy

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    Regarding the Artie comment, a good comedian when offered the opportunity to say something really funny will not be able to resist the urge, no matter if that means he gets fired or possibly loses everything. It was just a natural reflex for Artie.
     
  12. HypocriteHowie

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    And is there a photo shop of Howard's father wearing A Howard type wig?
     
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