Stern Show 'Still waiting on permits' for the cat hotel

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  1. Mr Pink

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    At the beginning of last Mo show, Howard said they're 'still waiting on permits' for the cat hotel. And that 'it should be starting soon'.

    Anyone familiar with the geographic area and permitting process? Is it possible to wait multiple years just for permits? Any way to look these permits up as public record?

    I use to build residential and light commercial and, unless you are in a controlled growth area, permits don't take years.

    I smell bullshit.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You should get some friends
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    why are you trying to stalk these people?
     
  4. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    It's called fraud. I want her to go to jail for this.
     
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    It doesn't take me years to obtain a building permit unless there is something really wrong with the location (residential, biological, etc) but I haven't built anything in NYC either.
     
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    You could FOIL the building Dept

    Cc @ALevyRadar
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Totally normal
     
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    The Empire State Building was built in 410 days. How fucking long does it take to build a cat shelter.
     
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    Cunts.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    the left hand oughta talk to the right hand, because Beth just said they were "a couple of years away" from breaking ground.

    "a couple of years away"?!?!? even after Billy Joel and Rachel Ray's obscenely generous donations?

    it would be ironic if this retarded Xanadu of retarded cats fronted by an even more retarded former modoe was ultimately undone not by the shaking down of the common man, but of the celebs they tried so hard to ingratiate themselves with.

    Billy and Rachel get to talking, they start to feel duped, they make a call to the Fraud Squad. Next thing you know, Billy's wearing a hat to a Howard shindig, with a tape recorder under it......................
     
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    They should just give all the cats to a Chinese restaurant. They know what to do.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    What part of SLOW BUILD don't you fuckers understand? :fil:
     
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    Was it really? That's pretty amazing.

    I watched the new WTC Tower being built daily for 2 years and didn't get to see it finished. :boohoo:
     
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    There's no fucking groundbreaking. That fucking idiot. It's a second story addition. Buncha numb nuts.
     
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    The Grand Canyon was created faster than this fucking Waldorf Catstoria.
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    scam
    [skam]

    noun
    1. a confidence game or other fraudulent scheme, especially for making a quick profit; swindle.
    verb (used with object), scammed, scamming.

    2. to cheat or defraud with a scam.

    **Agree with @Bye You! It's an addition to an NSAL building already there. Scam. Scam. Money grab.

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    In that case it definitely wouldn't take that long for a permit.
     
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    The permit board is anti cat!
     
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    They probably haven't bribed the right union contractors yet. This cat ranch would cost 50% less in a non-union state.
     
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