Stop Beeping at Me. Now, Dammit.

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Stern related because I'm home snowbound and bored.


    Do your machines beep at you? I'm sick of it.

    My washing machines beeps when its done a cycle. My dryer beeps. My dishwasher literally will beep five cycles of five beeps to tell me it's finished. My oven beeps when it's fully heated. My toaster beeps when the toast is ready. My microwave beeps. My coffee machine beeps. My smoke alarms beep. My TV beeps when you turn it on, and again when you turn it off.

    WHY DOES EVERYTHING BEEP?! Who asked for all of this beeping?
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I just had my girl beep when I twisted her nip. I dug it...
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    I hate beeps. At least our dryer has a volume control to keep it quiet when it beeps. I came back from a nice, quiet camping trip in Baja one summer and when the oven beeped when it hit temperature I was all WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?!
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    :spit:

    ^^This really happened just now. Cleaning off my screen. You dick ;)
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Come on Deee, I'd prefer it if you swallowed
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    So many great responses I have lined up, but today I'm actually trying to behave.

    Yea, right.
     
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    i got a toaster oven for xmas and the thing has like a 105 DB beep,
    when u start, 5 mins left, 1 min left, and when done.
    STFU
    i hope my neighbors dont think im whack when im smashing it in the driveway
     
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    Gotta be an off switch for sound - no?
     
  10. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Nope, not on most of my machines. Supposedly I can program the dishwasher to shut up, but I cannot make it happen. It beeps like CRAZY until I attend to it.
     
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    I just ignore it.....that works............fckn sicko's
     
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    I think a Beep is the default on your Robot Girlfriend.

    You may be able to reprogram it to a moan but, you will need the Robot Girlfriend 2.0 firmware upgrade.