Stop carrying bottles of water for strangers at the airport

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Ok
     
  3. Billy Brown

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    I will carry them and then walk the fuck out the the front door with my free drugs. :eek:
     
  4. crazypreacher

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    I'll do you one better, Dawg. Avoid airports and tsa nazis like the plague.
     
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    You can't carry a bottle that size thru security anyway.
     
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    are you TSA?
     
  7. dawg

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    what if its up your ass?
     
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    @Schmoopy
     
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    :stalker:
     
  10. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    The look on my face would give me away. :surprised:
     
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  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    TSA doesn't look for drugs. They are looking for security stuff. If they find drugs, they have to call someone else in. The TSA dogs at airports are looking for bombs. Now there are other agencies with dogs that sniff for drugs but not TSA. My wife worked for TSA for a few years.
     
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  12. crazypreacher

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    Fuck them with a pig's corkscrew dick.
     
  13. Bubbleguts420

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    Then why would I ever leave? I have all I need right there.
     
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    I stick any hard drugs in a sun tan lotion bottle or at bottom of a big jar of Noxemea in my checked bag. Never had a problem.
     
  15. Bubbleguts420

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    No. But nothing over 3 or 4 ounces goes thru. No lighters or sharp objects either.
     
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    By definition then, your wife probably rates high on the cunty meter.
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    By definition, you are higher on the ignorant meter.
     
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    So sick of your shit
     
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    Entirely correct, but that does not change the fact that your wife is an insufferable cunt.
     
  20. crazypreacher

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    Does he ever post anything?