Stop fucking around, this is serious. Anyone here work in HR?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    That stands for Human Resources. :smile:


    Serious responses only, kthx.
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    it's not age discrimination
    let it go
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    I own an Executive Search/Consulting firm, shoot...
     
  5. Sleep

    Sleep The Violence. The Speed. The Momentum. VIP

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    No.
    My HR lady is the size of a Kia and constantly smells of ham.
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Shiv works in HR
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Mmmnnnn, not sure that you can answer my question, but I appreciate it. I think I'm looking for someone that works for a company HR dept., and deals with workplace issues.
     
  8. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    You kill somebody?
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Define kill.
     
  10. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Wakeup. Work. Workout. Partake. VIP

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    How in the fuck do you get into that? I'm a miserable office worker and fucking hate it.
     
  11. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Maybe... Why do you ask?????????:smile:
     
  12. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Who did you molest?
     
  13. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    nobody works in HR
     
  14. GHP

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    Made them look at your hair
     
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    you're a headhunter. there is supposed to be more than that to HR
     
  16. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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  17. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Wakeup. Work. Workout. Partake. VIP

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    It's been a long day. Thanks for simplifying that, it sounded flashy.
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    Look. Sit down, and STFU.

    I'm looking for the kind of HR person that gets to deal with stupid employee bullshit.

    :fil:
     
  19. GHP

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    Just spit it out so we can all tease you fucker
     
  20. zhukov

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    so this issue has to do with you then