Stopped at McDonalds for coffee...

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    And the hot little college slut who made it for me got her stripper perfume all over the cup and lid. I'm sittin here sniffing this thing like an animal. Does this put me in lambert territory?
     
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  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Id rub my dick on it
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I love ho fume.
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    McDonalds has surprisingly good coffee.
     
  5. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok VIP

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    better than what I had..


    fuckin zipper heads :facepalm:
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Your good as long as she didn't get glitter in your java.
     
  7. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    no,unless you keep going back day after day.
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I need some pokie pictures to complete my transformation.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I would

    Shit I go to a particular Taco Bell because a little blonde there flirts with me

    My life is sad
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I never buy anything extra

    I just ask for lots of fire and verde sauce
     
  11. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Why, the kids in the back already did that.
     
  12. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

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    why are you posting? you and that cup should be in the middle of some old world debauchery.
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Niice
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I can't part with this cup. It will be with me the rest of the day.
     
  15. Pony

    Pony Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's gonna get soggy.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But back to the cup...
     
  17. Pony

    Pony Well-Known Member VIP

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    :bigthink
     
  18. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Rub your fingers on the cup to get the smell and tell the boys at work to sniff your fingers and make up a story of fingering a hot lil slut.

    Instant street cred.
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    you are sooooooo right
     
  20. Pony

    Pony Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's already soggy, isn't it, G? :cool: