Discussion in 'The Bar' started by geo, May 16, 2015.
Any rotation within those storms/
My sisters and mother are flying there in a few hours. They're freaked out now cause of your crappy weather city
God hates Texas @dawg
I have to watch their fucking cats. She made me sign a contract. You should see this thing
Did you have to promise you wouldn't have sex with them?
Not in the contract
flying cows and small farm equipment.
My friend lives in Edmond, OK. Storm drama around there every other day. She's so calm about it. If it sucks, she just goes out to her storm shelter.
You should get in the bathtub
I did that when we had tornadoes here. I put the cats in a carrier and had them in there with me; my town was next in line to get hit. It stopped right before it got there. However, one of my cats did poop in the carrier.
How many cats are we talking about here?
There aren't any tornados in Massachusetts
Two, and one has since died
Well, weren't we all so surprised that day!
We get mini tornadoes. They move about 30 mph along the jersey coast.
Oh no! I'm so sorry. Maybe you need another kitty?