Stormtrooper helmet revealed, plot details leak for Star Wars Ep. VII

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    In the middle of the article they cite "Latino review" as a source. What the hell is that? Are the Mexicans taking over Star Wars too?
     
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    i hope the whole trilogy ends up being a Jar Jar Binks origin story
     
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    Sounds like the plot to Blue Velvet.
     
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    They need gardeners on Endor
     
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    I don't trust Spanish folk trying to bring Inquisitors into all this.

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    There better be wipes between the scenes
     
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    I know this is a video game trailer, but I wish they would just make this a movie. This is the best Star Wars things I have seen since Empire.
     
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    How come there were no Puerto Ricans in Star Trek?
    They don't work in the future either.
     
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    A hand survives re-entry into a planet, sticks around 30 years, to be found and the plot is two people trying to return the hand and lightsaber to their owner? It sounds like a horrible buddy comedy or a failed Mad TV sketch. Fuck JJ Abrams.
     
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    The hand was severed in the cloud city above Bespin - which is a gas giant. Hence, no surface to be a desert...:facepalm:

    I hope this isn't real.
     
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    I'm in the wrong thread :jj:
     
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    I got the Lightsaber app on my iPhone, and its bitchin