Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Apr 6, 2012.
Stranded on an island with no twitter and no internet access...
Gym Tan Laundry,,,,well
She wakes up and finds out she and bigfoot are the last people on the planet, it is. And it's up to them to procreate and populate the earth, it is.
She'd be ok with that if he had internet access, a camera and photoshop.
Bigfoot ? Howard as the only possible donor for sperm to determine the future of mankind is eerie enough.
"Oh My Dog".......itsa COOKBOOK!!!!
That's a rep!! (When I can)
Yes, but they would both be happy as the last 2 people on earth stuck with each other. Can't have a happy horseface and wiggy on my episode.
What, no love for me and the Twilight Zone reference?
Just did it for ya-needs a PS, pronto!
then she takes off the bandages and sees that EVERYONE has wonky eyes
Imagine the big feet their offspring would have it is.
I bet Beth had bigger feet than bigfoot.
Yes, you gave me the idea. I'll rep you for that!! (when I can)
But it did say "You have to spread rep before giving to Hypocrite again..."
And who's the (would've been hot) guy who escorts her to the colony???
Which ep? There were a few with that premise!
that's not bigfoot...that's MEGAFOOT!
full disclosure: I've had Megashark vs. Crocosaurus on in the background for the past half hour or so. Jaleel White (urkel) is tremendous in it hahaaa.
Burgess Meredith thanks you.
"That's not fair............that's not fair!" --- Beth, after posing for all 12 months of 2013 calendar, only to have Mayan prediction come true
Well thanks to you & Celeb, Im sure it wouldve been up there before page 1 was finished though
Beth treks to the middle of the island. There, she finds a large wooden structure. Kinda looks like a fort. She hears a bugle roar, then the gate opens. A tribe of pygmy warriors riding miniature horses come flooding out. Upon seeing Beth, all the warriors stop in their tracks. They get off their horses and all at once kneel down on the ground. You see, their sacred book talks about a queen that will lead them all to heaven.
"Equanina," they all shout. The sacred book said she'd look like a mix of woman and horse. The tribe could not have been more jubilant, and they sang praises to the tall goddess. She was brought into the fort and worshiped as a queen. They brought mounds of gold dubloons placed at her feet. They brought a feast of great food and drink. Beth glowed in the warmth of attention showered upon her.
Late in the evening, Beth excused herself from the frivolity. She had to go to the bathroom. The tribe seemed confused. Beth, a little typsy now after the fermented drinks she had, staggered a bit to look for a bathroom. Finally finding one, she hurrilly dropped her pants and evacuated a great bowel movemnt.
A tribesman, who went unseen in the bathroom, came out screaming to the throngs. Beth couldn't decipher what was been said. After cleaning herself the best she could, she re-entered the main room. Beth felt a horrific sting in her back, and then in her side. The stabs came fast and furious. Beth was litterally being torn to pieces. She fell to the ground, trying to figure out why this atrocity was forced upon her.
Final scene showed the tribe in their worship hall. There were many questions left unanswered. But what was known for sure, as had been through the ages, was that the sacred book could not be questioned. And in BOLD AND UNDERLINED TYPE, the answer was clear. Queen Equanina was a diety who never took a shit. Beth was no Queen Equanina.