Strange Thing Wig Said about Beth

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  1. Burly

    Burly Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm sure this is not news and has been discussed here before, but I just had to bring it up.

    I was listening to a Youtube clip from the early Sirius years and Wig was describing how he and Beth talk about her masturbation habits. And according to him she thinks that term is lame, and prefers to call it "jerking off."

    :wtf:

    I'm not fishing for "Beth is a man" jokes, necessarily. I really want to know if anyone has ever heard a woman use that term TO DESCRIBE THEMSELVES.

    It was one of the most bizarre things I've heard Wig say, second only to "my daughter speaks Spanish and it's a turn on."
     
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    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    Everybody in Pittsburgh is either gettin' jacked off of jackin you off. Thats just the way they talk.
     
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    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    So if Jack was stuck on a horse, would you help Jack off the horse?
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I am not sure she ever masturbates. She comes across as the opposite of both sexy and sexual.
     
  5. Burly

    Burly Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I think she has a cock
     
  6. Burly

    Burly Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Damn, just replied to my own thread.
     
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    All women from Pittsburgh call it jerking off. They also refer to cunnilingus as "eaten cooze" Women from Pittsburgh are not known for their daintiness.
     
  8. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    images.jpg What's he saying, Robin?
     
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    Those hands are made for jerking off
     
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    [​IMG]

    Women in Pittsburgh call anal sex "Mining for Hersheys Kisses" Pittsburgh women are very street.
     
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  12. Burly

    Burly Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That is the second confirmation of Pittsburgh women being salty filth-whores, thank you sir.
     
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    More like asexual
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    I dunno about "off," but The Moose sure jerked him "around."
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Beef doesn't masturbate. Beef is asexual.
     
  16. Wesmantooth

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    Jerking elephant cock more like
     
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    Well, let's put it all together....We now know for sure, not that we didn't before, that Howie is a cuckold....Cuckolding is, at its core, about humiliation.... Howard has a small penis = most cuckolds....Beth, when not taking big, unclipped cock seed in her cunt, humiliates Howie with a huge strap on, that she, as the clear dominate one in the relationship, makes Howard "jack off"....
     
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    she looks pretty bad in this pic.
     
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    She was and always will be trash. Now she is nicely accessorized trash.
     
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    Long before what I think was her best surgery. She got that geico caveman brow softened somehow. Not sure what kinda jack hammer they use for that one