WTF Strange Verbiage

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by AuntDolly, Sep 18, 2015.

  1. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    I had groceries delivered this morning from Vons.com and the website had an interesting note on the checkout page:

    Our drivers do not accept tips but they appreciate gratitude.

    Angling for a BJ? Not unless they send a Joseph Gordon-Levitt lookalike as the delivery guy, which they did not. I just think it's a weird statement.

    P.S. can't turn this annoying friggin underlining off my phone. :banghead:
     
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  2. Quality Control

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    A story from a girl on Groupie Central claims that JGL eats the p (but not a lot of tongue action--direct quote) and is good with the d (it's evidently really pretty), and he's nice afterward. He got a 5 out of 5 rating from this rando.
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Anything else Robin?:ujerk:
     
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    I don't know, if I got a BJ from my Aunt Dolly that would be kinda hot.
     
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    :)
     
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    Drivers need love
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    gratitude = tipping
     
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  8. Pussy Tendon

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    So they don't accept tips but they accept tips? OF MY DICK?!?!?
     
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  9. AuntDolly

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    Isn't that gratuity?
     
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    Next time Aunt D answer the door topless....just a suggestion. :giggle:
     
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    Hey Bindi, want some of my gratitude?!? Ohhhhhhh!!!!
     
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