Strapped Clerk opens fire on armed robber Knoxville, TN

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  1. dawg

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    I love that his pants were falling off as he ran.
     
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    Good for the clerk. ;)
     
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    http://www.opposingviews.com/i/soci...tures-shootout-between-robber-and-store-owner

    Authorities were called to City Gas, where an attempted robbery resulted in the perpetrator being shot at least once.

    According to a Knoxville Police Department news release, a man walked into the store and pointed a gun at a clerk’s face. When he made his way to the cash register, he was greeted with an unpleasant surprise.

    “As the suspect appeared from behind the lottery machine, the owner of the business shot at the suspect with his personal handgun,” stated the release. “The suspect and the business owner fired multiple times at each other as the suspect ran from the store. The suspect was hit at least one time.”

    Investigators at the scene followed a trail of blood that led them to the spot where the suspect’s vehicle was parked. A witness told authorities the vehicle was a silver Dodge Caravan with black rims and a plastic back window held together with duct tape.

    The robber was described as a black male, about 5 feet 10 inches tall and 170 pounds. He was wearing a black ski mask and a navy blue hooded sweatshirt. No employees were injured during the shootout.

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    The thug's DNA is being entered into the database....it's only a matter of time.

    "I didn't rob nobody, meh. I was home watching the bowl games, meh"
     
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    How could he miss?
    Talk about a bad shot
     
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    i love happy endings. hopefully the savage bleeds to deff.


    i wonder if the brother was holding the gun sideways? like a gangsta.
     
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    Seems to be a fashion trend with those convenience store robbery suspects
     
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    Prolly held the gun sideways just like in the rap videos he watched to prep him for this big score
     
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    Hope this won't get flagged as racist, but fucking savages the lot of 'em. Hope he dies from his injuries.
     
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    He was robbing his way through college so cut him some slack.
     
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    Racist
     
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    My goodness. I hope that young man wasn't seriously injured. I'm sure he's a wonderful fellow who was planning on going to college and so forth.
     
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    He has to show up at an ER some where
     
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    That sign has gotta be photoshoped right?
     
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    If that dickhead had his pants pulled up, he could have run away faster. Ahole.

    I was robbed at gunpoint. It was the most terrified I every was in my life. I was petrified.
     
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    Yes it is
     
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