Stray Cats

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  1. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    I have been feeding a mother and her two kittens since about June or so, and now I am seeing all kinds of other cats hanging around the house. I really wanna help the mother and her two kittens, but I don't want Animal Control coming out if one of the neighbours calls or some shit, cuz there's tons of cats around. Please help me in my journey. I trust you guys.
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :cat::band:
     
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  3. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You should let a Vietnamese chef move-in. Cat problem solved!!!! :hhh::woohoo:
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Bubbles?
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    this never happened
     
  6. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    Sure did. I might post some pics later. Why did you post someone's FB photos unauthorized and why do you seek out personal info on other posters?
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Pellet gun ftw.
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    More Sally dramer
     
  9. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    I'm gonna continue feeding and talking to them and shit.
     
  10. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Cats are the best. You should adopt them
     
  11. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    how do adopt something thats not there?
     
  12. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I don't like cats, I have no use for cats. They are filthy, they shit in a litter box, walk in the litter box and jump up on your counters. Never had a use for them filthy fuckers.



    Brian Stetzer jams on guitar though.
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I had a neighbor with a cat in heat. Every male stray in the metropolitan area came by to get a piece.

    I had a pump-up pellet rifle* I'd use to take pot shots at them all night. Fun times.



    * It was the kind that wouldn't kill if you only pumped it once or twice.
     
  14. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Same exact thing happened to me. Mommy and her 2 babies showed up and I fed them. babies musta been about 6 weeks old, the cutest things ever. I would sit in the back and watch them chase each other around the big palm tree.

    Little sister stopped coming by, though. I think she got adopted by another nice family. Mommy had another litter and moved to another location. That left this guy:


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    he was so skittish and afraid, but he was always around for food.

    Then Hurricanes Gustav and Ike hit. i was away for both of them, so I have no idea how bad they were. But after Ike, I came home, opened the back door and called his name to see if he was OK, and he came walking right into the house and wouldn't leave.

    I made him go back out because i have another cat. Made a vet appt, got him all checked out, and he hasn't left my side since. I love that little guy.
     
  15. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Do you name each cat after all your mults? It explains a lot, fucking wackjob.
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I was accosted on FB once, for acknowledging the fact that the cat population on farms is usually addressed by drowning them.

    You find the litter when it's newly born, stick them in a burlap sack, and drown them in the creek. We also shot our dogs in the head - no goddamn vet sticking needles in them at whatever cost.

    Good luck with your cats. Amateur.
     
  17. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    OMG, that is such a great story!!! Hopefully we can adopt one of the kittens or maybe all three of them!!
     
  18. RH Goatcabin

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    That's fucking cruel. Why didn't you take the cats to the Humane Society? And if you're too fucking lazy to do that, it would have been more humane to shoot the cats in the head as well as the dogs. And what was the reason for shooting the dogs in the head? Were they in the way?
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

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    More Sally lies. More Sally pain. :emperor:
     
  20. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    Oh no, the biggest liar on the site is calling me a liar!!