Stripper, Despair, Stale Beer

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    What did you wake up smelling like this afternoon?

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    you got a hooker on Christmas Eve day? That's so hot.
     
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    sadness and mexican food. i ate too much last night.. too much.
     
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    I've got a cast on my left foot. When it comes off I'll smell like stinky feet.
     
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    Never kick a dog in flip flops.
     
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    Also watch out for seventeen year old kids driving their moms car!
     
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    I smell purty. Just opened an early Xmas gift. Perfume.
     
  8. wife is a whore

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    If she was paid for 1hr, but stayed for 5 more, would only the first hour be considered prostitution or is the entire experience tainted by that stigmatized word?

    Anyway, I picked her up in a go go bar, so I'll consider her a Stripper, not Hooker.
     
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    now all you need is to put on the lingerie that's in the other gift. then post pics.
     
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    My head is fuckin pounding now. 1.5hrs of sleep is not enough to get a hang over dealt with. Time to take Advil, then either shower or nap, depending on if the Advil helps.
     
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