Strippers have no sense of humor

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  1. Shithead

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    South Carolina stripper attacks man after he tells her to lose weight: report
    BY Alfred Ng
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Monday, November 23, 2015, 7:53 PM
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    The stripper punched him four times in the face after hearing enough of his dumbbell advice.
    A South Carolina stripper attacked a man after he didn't want her to lose her clothes — he wanted her to lose weight.
    The Derrieres Gentlemen's Club stripper had heard enough out of Kyle Yeoman, 23, after he told her, "go to the gym and lose weight" early Sunday morning, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.
    After he gave some dumbbell advice, she lunged off the stage and punched him in the face four times, causing visible injuries from the ring on her fists, the thin-minded strip club patron told Myrtle Beach police. A bouncer then dragged him out the club and roughed him up as well, according to the police report.
    Yeoman told police he had harassed the stripper about her weight because she was annoying him.
    "She kept trying to talk to him and he was tired of it," the police report read.
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    Derriere's Gentlemens Club in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
    He also blamed the insults on the alcohol, telling police he was at "an 11 out of 10" level of drunk.
    The strip club victim waited about 17 hours after to call cops, but stressed that he did not want to press charges and only sought a police report. He identified the girl as a white woman, weighing 115-120 pounds with "a muffin top."
    A friend who was a witness at the strip club said he saw Yeoman getting clobbered by the stripper, but did not hear the weight comment being made.
    Cops tried getting the stripper's side of the story, but found that the gentlemen's club was closed. The strip club could not be reached for comment.
     
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    Place looks like a fucking dive.
     
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    muffin top


    :lmao:
     
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    115 pounds and to heavy? what was she 4 feet tall?
     
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    36-24-36?

    Yeah, if she's 5'3.
     
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    Want to see a humorless stripper? While you're getting a lap dance, give the Magic Thumb to one.
     
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    What's the point of those platform shoes? To make the girl look taller?
     
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    where old moms go to strip
     
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    Guess that he could not hear it over the Motley Crew music.
     
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    I am guessing she did not look like Demi Moore in Striptease?
     
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    Some high quality joints in the South.
     
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    Every fucking club on the planet with this fucking song. Don't they have something else for whores to strut to when handing out free t-shirts and free passes while hunting down dudes that want a 2 for 1?
     
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    When I saw the headline, I immediately thought it could be Howard. I can see him having a weird fetish of going to strip clubs and telling strippers to lose weight.
     
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    It wasn't ME :hw:
     
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    Nope, to make my dick harder.
     
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    You know robin, she'd be hot if she lost 15.....Robin???
     
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    The building looks exactly like a place you would find a shitty Chinese restaurant
     
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    This used to be one of the better strip clubs in Myrtle Beach. And I think the only "all nude" one in the city. Granted it's been over 10 years since I've been there so it could easily have gone down hill. Only BYOB strip club I've ever been to.
     
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    You know it's a classy joint when it's next to a motel that charges by the hour
     
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    me and my brother just got to the club and ordered beers...after a few minutes he says "let's go"..I say "duh"..he say "go"
    outside I ask whats up? he says the waitress gave him change for a hundred when he had give her a 20...so we went to another club
     
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