Strong Contenters for 2013 Darwin Award

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by StRyDeRxX, Jul 25, 2013.

  1. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Two woman go hiking up in Maine and get lost for hours. Lucky for them a local land owner finds them and gives them shelter until the police show up. The cops take these two back to their car and wish them good luck with their hiking adventures in the future. These two idiots then proceed to jump in their car and DRIVE THE FUCKING CAR INTO THE OCEAN! :jj: One of these geniuses calls 911 but by the time the police found them the car was under water... two dead dummies (and one was 5 months pregnant). :facepalm: http://news.msn.com/us/lost-hikers-die-in-car-accident-shortly-after-rescue
     
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    Women drivers...
     
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    I can not picture how in hell they could drive into the ocean, call for help, then drown? Don't call, swim!
     
  4. StRyDeRxX

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    :jj: Reminds me of the steamroller scene in Austin Powers!

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    :lol: It had to have been like that. I just looked on google earth and the only road that ends at water is a boat ramp. There is a cliff road but you would have to drive down a driveway and around the house to fall off it. If they went off a cliff I think the call wouldn't have happened. The other roads all hit beach then water and why in hell if you did go in couldn't you get out from a beach entry anyways?
     
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    They got stuck in the wet sand on the beach. Then drowned when high tide came in. They were waiting in the car until help arrived.....

    WHY OH WHY DID HELP NOT ARRIVE!!!!!????
     
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    What is a contenter?