Stuck at the airport

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  1. agnes

    agnes Well-Known Member

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    My flight has been delayed two hours so far! Probably going to miss my connector. There is not another flight until tomorrow? I'm assuming the airline doesn't pay for an hotel? How late are airport bars open in NYC
     
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    Use your phone to take some creep shots of women in tight pants and low cut tops!
     
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    Can I ask you a question! Airport bars are open til they close? What is your issue with punctuation.
     
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    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    Got an hot pics of Lucas Dellabte? :jerk:
     
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    Go get yourself a whore for the night and take pics for me.
     
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    DJ DoubleLatte :facepalm:

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    They will probably give you a voucher for a hotel. I can't guarantee the bedbug situation there however...
     
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    How about asking someone at the airport you are stuck at how late the airport bars are open?
     
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    Head over to the brambles. I heard it's fun on a wed night
     
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    In dallas right now, New York is my connecting
     
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    look for Shuli. Have him crack a couple jokes for ya
     
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    Last time I checked, the airline won't pay for your hotel unless it's an international flight.
     
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    you ever get delayed for so long that you could have got there quicker by car

    and then on top of it you still gotta rent a car once you do get there?


    that's happened to me twice--it's like getting cancer and anally raped at the same time
     
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    If still at DFW, find out where Pappasitos is and get you some good Tex-Mex. It's in one of the AA terminals.
     
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    Vino Volo is always my airport go-to. There also the Amex Centurion lounge in Terminal D.
     
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    Sorry to hear about your cancer. The rest is on you.
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Listen to this song 10 times. You being stuck in the airport wont seem so bad.
     
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    Yes, I once booked a Vegas flight back with a connection because it was $80 cheaper. Heavy storms came and no flight left after I landed in Minneapolis around 8pm or so. The flight I eventually left on was like 9am the next day! Sucked major donkey balls!
     
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    I got stuck in Dallas once, thanks to American airlines, and they put me up at a nice hotel right there in the airport, and gave me a voucher for food. I hope they do that for you, too.