stuck on the plane in Houston.

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  1. banksy

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    Thunderstorms in Houston. Gate agent boarded us a half hour ago, then Captain Dickbag gets on the PA and sez she fucked up, they're not loading bags in lightning storm. So I'm fucking stuck. With only my shit Blackberry. What a bunch of schmoop.
     
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    Schmoop happens as they say
     
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    Which BB? I got the Torch.

    I like it but tomtom busts my bawlz.
     
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    And there's a fatass in the middle seat. And no... Its not me.
     
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    I hate when there's a fatass in the middle seat, including me.
     
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    Gilbert @ Hugh Hefner roast 9/29/01

    "I have to leave early tonight, I have to fly out to L.A. I couldn’t get a direct flight, I have to make a stop at the Empire State Building,â€
     
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    :ulol:
     
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    suck it up and get shitfaced or is it schmoopfaced? :dontknow:
     
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    lulz
     
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    Too soon :mad:








    :c
     
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    Drinks probably aren't flowing in coach.
     
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    Company issued Bold, sans camera. I hate it, but its free.
     
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    I got the company issued Bold. With camera :yay:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Oh yeah I don't pay for mine either. If I did, I'd prolly roll with a ChuckZ style Tracfone.
     
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    Unlike blairg my workday is just beginning. Now if the flight gets cancelled, it's on.
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    I'm hoping to start a new job this quarter. I'm just gonna buy an iPhone. I'm not all techie and schmoop, so I'm going for simplicity.
     
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    They are not.
     
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    Bubba?