News Students protest guns with big black plastic cock

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    To Protest Guns on Campus, Students in Texas Are Carrying Big, Fake Penises to Class
    "If you're packing heat, we're packing meat."

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    By Hannah Smothers
    Aug 25, 2016

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    On the first day of the fall semester at the University of Texas at Austin, the West Mall — a large, statue-lined pathway that serves as the campus's designated rally and protest space — is filled with booths of students promoting campus clubs of all kinds. In a stroll from the edge of campus at West 22nd and Guadalupe streets, all the way up to where the West Mall ends at the steps to the looming clock tower, you could theoretically sign up for a 4,000-mile bike race to Alaska, join a spirit group, and find a church community in less than 10 minutes. But this year, at the very end of the line of booths, Rosie Zander, a 20-year-old history junior at UT, stood atop one of the many planters that dot the West Mall, swinging a giant dildo over her head.

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    She and a team of organizers and student volunteers had spent the week before school started handing out 5,000 dildos in varying sizes and shapes (some with balls, some without) to UT students, in hopes that they would zip-tie them to their backpacks and walk onto campus openly brandishing veiny, phallic dildos to prove a point about gun control. If it seems absurd and ridiculous, that's because it's supposed to be. The slogan of "Cocks Not Glocks" — the gun protest that had Zander wielding a giant dildo and has drawn international attention to UT Austin — is "fighting absurdity with absurdity."

    As of Aug. 1, 2016, students at UT (and every other public university in Texas) with concealed handgun licenses can legally carry firearms on campus. Zander was swinging the 10-pound dildo over her head in protest of a gun law that she (and the university president, and a number of UT faculty members, not to mention the rest of the Cocks Not Glocks protesters) feels makes her campus unsafe.

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    Jessica Jin, a 25-year-old UT alumna with a degree in violin performance, came up with the idea for the protest and coined the phrase last October, after she realized a Texas penal code (and UT campus policy) bans students from displaying "obscene" imagery or items on campus. The penal code explicitly lists dildos as the sort of item that qualifies as too "obscene" to carry openly on a Texas street. "I didn't even think it would be a real protest," she told me over the phone a couple of weeks before classes started. "I thought it was just a sarcastic suggestion." But on Aug. 24, the first day of class at UT Austin witnessed the biggest gun protest (5,000 swinging dildos strong) the state of Texas has ever seen.

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    Texas Governor Greg Abbott signed the campus carry bill, Senate Bill 11, into law June 1, 2015. Lobbied for by guns rights groups like Open Carry Texas, the law gives students with concealed handgun licenses in Texas at public colleges the right to carry their firearms to school — or in other words, students with the proper paperwork can bring guns (so long as they are hidden in a backpack, a purse, or under clothing) into class. While openly carrying long guns (not handguns) is legal in the state of Texas, it's still illegal to openly carry a firearm on Texas campuses.



    AT LEAST THREE UT PROFESSORS, INCLUDING ONE COLLEGE DEAN, HAVE LEFT UT, CITING CAMPUS CARRY AS THE REASON.



    Campus carry allows each university a bit of wiggle room to tailor the way the law is enacted on their campus. University of Texas President Gregory Fenves has been clear about his opposition to campus carry, and while he legally couldn't opt his university out of abiding by it, UT's policies regarding campus carry, announced in February, are some of the tightest of any school in the state. "I do not believe handguns belong on a university campus, so this decision has been the greatest challenge of my presidency to date," he wrote in a letter that accompanied the policy list. Various spaces around UT, including campus dorms and faculty offices, are designated as "gun-free" zones. But professors aren't allowed to designate their classrooms as gun-free, and since the bill became law, at least three UT professors, including one college dean, have left UT, citing campus carry as the reason. Numbers on how many students may have left UT or decided to go to another school aren't available.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    That'll show em.

    I guess.
     
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    A degree in violin performance...Good for her, I guess
     
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    That dildo is 3x the diameter of her forearm. :worried:
     
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    You have got to be freaking kidding me right?????

    Looks like we're back in the 60's again. And there's a good chance women these days will shower and shave every day. How sweet is that.

    Anyone know how to get to Woodstock from here? I'm all in.

    Good times!!!!!
     
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    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016

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    These girls today do not fool around!


    If I ran into one of these girls the first thing I would do is ask if I could smell it.
     
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    Soon Dave will break down all your doors and take your guns and dildos.
     
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    Never bring a dildo to a gun fight. :grad:
     
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    At least the professor taught her a marketable skill- how to say "Welcome to Starbucks, may I take your order?"
     
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    This is Howard's type of protest
     
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    What a bunch of faggots
     
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    I may blow this one up and hang it as art.
     
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    Now...... Could some pussy fag claim it's sexual harassment and sue the school?
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    They never think about the future. For the rest of her life, whenever a potential employer googles her they'll see, before her Facebook or LinkedIn account, a picture of her holding a 10 lb dildo. I'm sure it'll all work out...
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    Wiggy having the jet warmed up and the flight plan filed as we speak.
     
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    LOL..... you've got to love those ads.

    I got a fresh slap in the face with these kind of commercials when I moved to Southern CA in 1987.

    In addition to these, "WE'LL GET YOU CASH NO MATTER WHO WE HAVE TO FUCK IN THE PROCESS" Attorney ads, I also got to enjoy these classics.....






     
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    .....I wanna make a political statement.




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