News Study: Women need more sleep. Their brains are more complex

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  1. Dlist

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    http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/n...ink_relatedcontent_2014_morepopularheadlines2


    According to Woman's Day, a recent study by Loughborough University's Sleep Research Center in England found that women need to sleep about 20 minutes longer than men. The reason?

    "Women's brains are wired differently," said the sleep center's director, professor Jim Horne.


    Horne added, "Women tend to multitask – they do lots at once and are flexible – and so they use more of their actual brain than men do."


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    so why are they all so fucking STUUUUUPID????



    just kidding theyre smarter
     
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    You're right; men's needs are very simple. Just give us sex, food, and booze; we're happy.
     
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    weed, blow jobs and never having children are incredible too, just to add to the list a bit
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Ready to wade through this bullshit

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    Their mouths need more rest too.
     
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    I have found this to be true.
     
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    Who was that woman that was more brilliant than Einstein, Socrates, Copernicus, Galileo, Jefferson, Franklin, Edison, Shakespeare and Darwin? What was her name again?

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    loretta lynn
     
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    The constant need to bitch AND moan counts as "multi tasking"?
     
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    I know when I'm doing research, I ignore all medical journals and go straight to Women's Day......
     
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    My wife thing does about 20 fucking things at once and never finishes any of them. Even the simplest thing. It's like watching someone trying to push spaghetti uphill. But she does get a lot of sleep. I'll give her that.
     
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    basically the entire internet summed up in 45 seconds

     
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    So many that we probably won't ever know about because women weren't permitted to learn/be heard when history like this was being made.:rolleyes:
     
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    Behind every great man................:happy:
     
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    Oh SNAP Cin!! :ohno:
     
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