Stuff I've overheard at bartending school

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  1. rob82

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    "I love MMA!"

    "Hey, you look like Adam Sandler!"

    "'Anchorman' is such a classic!"

    "What's nutmeg?"

    :rolleyes:
     
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    What'd they say about the wedding ring?
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Has anyone asked you if they can stick their finger in your ass? I am sure you will hear that at the gay bar that hires you.

    Next year.
     
  4. rob82

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    Nothing. You were waaaaaay off mark, homeboy.
     
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    Some of the chicks in there come to class either looking like they just stepped out of bed or they are going clubbing. Shit is hilarious.
     
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    Meh they're full of shit.
     
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    They should put that on CBS
     
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    Bartending school is a joke.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I fucking hate MMA
     
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    What kind of waste of life goes to bartending school????? :rotfl:
     
  13. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    :scratch: Hmm, maybe you are Chiva.
     
  14. rob82

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    Hmm, that's a good guess. He's acting a little too familiar for a user name I've never seen.
     
  15. rob82

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    "I've been to Vegas a bunch of times for bikini contests"
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Bartenders aren't wastes of life.
     
  17. rob82

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    So far, it seems like a fun gig, and I'd much rather learn the basics this way than on the job.
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Gosh dangit you're doing something and it's making you happy. Don't let Anson Williams get you down. He's an asshole.
     
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    This and this. Fuck the haters. :mad:
     
  20. rob82

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    So, ah, the chick who said she'd been to Vegas for bikini contests... Bitch was fine