Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by artful dodger, Jul 2, 2015.
railroad crossing look out for the cars
can you spell that without any r's
my kids loved that one
Who is the ruler and master of the universe?
Double L, LAWYERLARRY!
T H A T
you are smarter than a 5th grader!
if a ram is a sheep, and an ass is a donkey..how come a ram in the ass is a goose?
A window cleaner is cleaning a window on the 25th floor of a skyscraper when, suddenly, he slips and falls. He has no safety equipment and nothing to soften his fall, and yet he is not hurt. How can this be?
He was inside?
He's cleaning the inside of the windows because it's an undercover abortion clinic for the wealthy, posing as a ear nose and throat office, and one of the procedures resulted in an artery being severed and covering the window with blood and placenta.
The word of Boob is made so it can show tits from top B front oo and side b
This is a riddle
Three men rent a hotel room. Each pays $10 for a total of $30 spent on the room. The next day the hotel owner tells the three men that they over paid for the room as it only costs $25. The three men tell the owner to give them each a dollar back and he can keep two dollars.
If you do the math, each man paid $9 a piece for the room for a total of $27. The owner kept $2 which brings the total to $29.
The question is where did the other dollar go?
The colored maid stole it.
On a stormy day 5 fat Witches were standing under one umbrella, none of them got wet, why?
25/3 = 8.3 x 3 = 24.9
each guy pays 9 x 3 = 27
the owner keeps 3 dollars
always liked that one
If today's temperature is 0 degrees F, and in two days the temperature doubles, what's the temperature that day?