stump me with a riddle

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  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    mak-hine
     
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    railroad crossing look out for the cars
    can you spell that without any r's

    my kids loved that one
     
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    Who is the ruler and master of the universe?

    Double L, LAWYERLARRY!
     
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    T H A T
     
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    you are smarter than a 5th grader!
     
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    if a ram is a sheep, and an ass is a donkey..how come a ram in the ass is a goose?
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    A window cleaner is cleaning a window on the 25th floor of a skyscraper when, suddenly, he slips and falls. He has no safety equipment and nothing to soften his fall, and yet he is not hurt. How can this be?
     
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    He was inside?
     
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    He's cleaning the inside of the windows because it's an undercover abortion clinic for the wealthy, posing as a ear nose and throat office, and one of the procedures resulted in an artery being severed and covering the window with blood and placenta.
     
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    The word of Boob is made so it can show tits from top B front oo and side b

    This is a riddle
     
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    Three men rent a hotel room. Each pays $10 for a total of $30 spent on the room. The next day the hotel owner tells the three men that they over paid for the room as it only costs $25. The three men tell the owner to give them each a dollar back and he can keep two dollars.

    If you do the math, each man paid $9 a piece for the room for a total of $27. The owner kept $2 which brings the total to $29.

    The question is where did the other dollar go?
     
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    The colored maid stole it.
     
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    On a stormy day 5 fat Witches were standing under one umbrella, none of them got wet, why?
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    25/3 = 8.3 x 3 = 24.9
    each guy pays 9 x 3 = 27
    the owner keeps 3 dollars

    always liked that one
     
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    If today's temperature is 0 degrees F, and in two days the temperature doubles, what's the temperature that day?