Stupid Brasillians

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Fake orgy plot helps 28 inmates escape Brazil prison after women seduce guards
    Three women in dominatrix costumes persuaded Nova Mutum public prison guards to let them in for some drinking and role play, police said. The trio drugged, stripped and handcuffed the wardens before freeing all the prisoners, authorities said. Eight escapees have been recaptured.
    BY Rachelle Blidner
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Saturday, February 7, 2015, 2:49 PM
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    Police found three Nova Mutum wardens naked and handcuffed inside the prison after three women seduced them in a plot to free prisoners.
    Talk about jail bait!

    Twenty-eight inmates escaped a Brazil prison after three women in dominatrix costumes duped guards in a fake orgy plot, according to reports.

    The tempting trio walked up to the Nova Mutum public prison near Cuiaba in central Brazil and persuaded three guards to let them in for some drinking and role play at 3 a.m. Thursday, according to Reporter MT.

    The guards brought the seductresses to their sleeping quarters, where the women drugged them with spiked whiskey, according to the Telegraph.

    The women then stripped and handcuffed the men, investigators said. They stole their master keys and unlocked every cell, police said.

    Jailbirds walked out through the main door, taking a total of three rifles, two revolvers and ammunition from the storage room on their way out, police said.

    "The plan was to seduce them," Police Chief Angelina de Andrades Ferreira said at a news conference. "Whoever wanted to escape left by the front door."

    The disoriented guards were found naked and handcuffed the next morning, Ferreira said. Police later found a bag of lingerie and naughty police outfits nearby.

    [​IMG] Police found a bag of naughty police lingerie in the prison after three women seduced and drugged guards at Nova Mutum public jail, near Cuiaba in Brazil.
    "From the moment they drank the whisky, the agents don't remember a thing," she said at a news conference. "One was found dizzy, trying to wake up. Another slept for the whole afternoon and couldn't even be questioned."

    Photographs of the swindled guards surfaced on social media and went viral Friday night, according to Reporter MT.

    The guards were arrested and will face charges of facilitating a jailbreak and culpable embezzlement because of the firearms theft, police said.

    Police said they are searching for Bruno Amorim, an 18-year-old inmate who they believe is the mastermind behind the heist. His girlfriend is most likely one of the women who seduced the guards, authorities said.

    Amorim busted out during a sentence for attempted murder, robbery and possessing a firearm.

    Authorities said they apprehended eight escapees Friday and continue to hunt down the others.

    One inmate was found drunkenly toting a stolen rifle nearby, police said. Another was captured after crashing a pick-up truck he stole from a farm, they said.
     
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    brilliant
     
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    Have you ever seen Brazilian women? I can't blame them for a second.

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    Some Brazilian women come with extra parts, if you know what I mean. *wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more!*
     
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    If she/he looks like that picture I posted, I'll try anything once.
     
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