Stupid fuckin' cat.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I hate my cat. I love him implicitly, but I don't like the little asshole.

    In his Christmas stocking, he got a bunch of packages of "tuna and salmon jelly". Looks like congealed snot, and smells like a dirty hooker.

    Puked all over my son's room - boy's been sleeping in mommy's bed, 'cause his room stinks so badly. Got a steam-cleaner to take care of the carpet.

    This morning - he pissed all over my other son's room.

    If I didn't look at him like an investment - I'd duct-tape his head to the driveway, and run over him.

    :mad:
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Gold

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    :lol: that is outstanding!
     
  4. BleedingGums

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    I hate cats
     
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    blairg hates that his cats have little assholes but he's working on it.
     
  6. Garys chompers

    Garys chompers Member

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    I hear ya Slips! I've got one that has been pissing downstairs but has recently taken her act upstairs to the family room. She makes me nuts with this stuff and she even pee'd on my drapes. The experiment is up and I'm looking into shelters.
     
  7. Garys chompers

    Garys chompers Member

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    I'm not really a cat guy either :facepalm:
     
  8. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you make me laugh sometimes
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Why do you insist on putting yourself through so much drama, Slippy?

    Get rid of the moron cat and get it over with.
     
  10. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Bitch be crazy
     
  11. racerx

    racerx New Member

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    cat people are wierd.
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I've had this dickhole for almost 7 years.....I think? Maybe more.

    He's neutered, declawed, last vet trip was $300 +, forget catfood and litter over the years.

    He's a solid investment.

    But an asshole.
     
  13. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I have 2 cats :c
     
  14. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    I would have thought that something called salmon and tuna jelly would not have the most pleasant of odors to begin with.
     
  15. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    I am more a dog person than a cat person.
     
  16. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Sherry was her name. I was 19 and she was a junior in high school.... :sad:
     
  17. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    my cats are angels :c
     
  18. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    Sherry is a nice name, I was with a Sherry once.
     
  19. fenderbaum

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    Because you are a good kid.
     
  20. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Like many of my other conquests, she fatted up after we parted ways....